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Goofing With Nigerian Scammers

Hajia Maryam Abacha

This is Hajia or Haija or Mariam or Maryam or whatever, Abacha who is the widow of Sani or Sanni or whatever, Abacha.  Even though either she can't decide what her name is or can't spell her name or her husband's name we'll go ahead and goof with her!

Hajia Maryam / Donny Osmond / (Editorial Comments)


Date: Sat, 17 Jul 2004 01:01:58 +0100
From:
mariabacha@jumpy.it
Subject: Urgent needed.
To:
mariabacha@jumpy.it
FROM: HAJIA MARYAM ABACHA
TO: PRESIDENT/CEO
 
REQUEST FOR YOUR HELP.
First I will like to solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidence and top secret.  Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried but I am assuring you that, all will be well at the end of the day. I have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.
 
Let me start by introducing my self properly to you, I am Mrs. Hajia Maryam Abacha, and also the wife of late President of Federal Republic of Nigeria, General Sanni (isn't it really Sani?) Abacha .I came to know you yesterday when I came across your Company profile through internet. I am contacting you for a confidential transaction, which involves the transfer of huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence.  However the fund was deposited by my husband with HARLMARK BANK OF NIGERIA PLC, under this new present regime headed by President Olusengu Obasanjo, who fact victimize during my husband regime. The present President have sized all my Husband Properties here in Nigeria and also froze all his personal account both in Nigeria and Abroad with the help of America, British and Swiss Government, now my son is facing a trial by the Panel of Justice Chukwudife Oputa Human Right Violation Investment Commission, last month when I went for the commission sitting at Abuja, I was instructed by my son to look for any Foreign Partner out side Nigeria who will claim the said fund on behalf of the family.
 
The Chairman and Members of the Directors of the Bank have promise to help, arrangement has being made for the fund to be transfer under the Bank care to any foreign account. In order to maintain this positive development, I now seek your permission to stand as a Beneficiary so that the fund US$65.5million will release and paid into your account. Meanwhile, all Documents and proves to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out by the Bank. I am assuring you that this business is 100% risk free, Your shares stays while the rest be for my family for investment purpose in your country which will be under you care.
 
Please, if you are interested to assist us, you are here by advice to furnish me your Personal Contacts Via your Residential Address, Telephone and Fax numbers and your company name to enable me send it to the bank for the transfer of this fund to your account. As soon as I receive the acknowledge of receipt of this mail message, I am going to instruct the Bank to release more information to you, concerning this transaction.
Thanks, May Allah blesses you.
Mrs. Hajia MARYAM ABACAH (Abacha!, I'm telling you!),
Former First Lady,
Federal Republic of Nigeria
 
(I cc'd her in a reply, which I sent to every Mariam, Maryam, Hajia Abacha, etc. that I've collected in my address book)
Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 21:49:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: URGENT
To:
mariam_a110@jumpy.it, a_3mariam_aba@yahoo.com
CC: "Mariam Abacha" <
mariabacha@jumpy.it>, "Mariam Abacha" <mabacha@bluemail.dk>, "mariam abacha" <mariam_4real@rediffmail.com>, "Mariam Abacha" <mariam_20@libero.it>, "Mariam Abacha" <ladyabacha300@yahoo.co.in>, "Mariam Abacha" <mariamabacha_2004@linuxmail.org>, "Mariam Abacha" <mo_dpr2004@telstra.com>, "Mariam Abacha" <ma2005@tiscali.co.uk>, "Mariam Abacha" <mariam_ab14@libero.it>, "Mariam Abacha" <mariamtoday@superposta.com>, "Mariam Abacha" <alonemariam@albawaba.com>, "Mariam Abacha" <ladyabacha200@superposta.com>, "Mariam Abacha" <mariam2004@telstra.com>, "mariam abacha" <mariam_2k4@yahoo.com>
Dear Mariams,
Here's a little song I wrote for you:
 
To all the Mariam Abachas I've loved before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the Mariam Abachas I've loved before
To all the Mariam Abachas I once caressed
And may I say I've held the best
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the Mariam Abachas I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the Mariam Abachas who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wives
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this  song
To all the Mariam Abachas I've loved before
To all the Mariam Abachas who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the Mariam Abachas I've loved  before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the Mariam Abachas we've loved before
Who traveled in and out our  doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the Mariam Abachas we've loved before
To all the Mariam Abachas we've loved before
Who traveled in and out our doors
We're glad they came  along
We dedicate this song
To all the Mariam Abachas we've loved before
 
Love,
Donny
 
Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 02:06:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
Subject: waiting to hear from you soon.
To:
mariam_a112@yahoo.com
Hello my dear,
     How are you today i guess everthing is fine? thanks for your urgent response to my mail,actualy i contacted  you concerning this transaction,but why i insist i should know you better is simply because of the way you responded, i believe you know more than the rest,why i say so is because the way you respond to me diffrent from others, i axcepted your offer becouse of the very nature of this transaction. i need a capable hand like you to assist me and my family to clear this consignment from the security company abraod, this is my private telephone number 234-8036694332,i repose great confidence in you i hope you will not betray my confidence in you. Now i want you to assure me very well if you will be able to handle this project,I will want you to furnish me with the necessary info.
Your /FAX number
Your company name
Your full contact address
YOUR ASSECT DECLEARATION .. FOR ME TO KNOW YOU ARE CAPABLE TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.
AGE
Scan your photograph.
as soon as i get those info i will pass it to my son MUSTAPHA ABACHA who will be in charge of this transaction.
Thanks And ALLAH Bless.
Hajia Abacha
 
Attach to this mail is my pictures.
Please always get back to me through this mail
mariam_a122@yahoo.com as this mail will be more easier and convenient for me to communicate with you for security reasons.ans also call me through my private phone number +234-80-36694332

abachas.jpg
Hajia and Daughters

drmrs.jpg
The Lovely Hajia Maryam Abacha

family.jpg
The Whole Damn Family

Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 07:46:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: waiting to hear from you soon.
To: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
 
Dear Hajia,
My love to you and your family through what must be a very difficult situation.  I am willing to send you the information that you sent me, in trust that you will also comply with my request so that I am ensured of your seriousness in this transaction.  I will not be calling immediately, as I am very shy and prefer to handle these transactions by e-mail.
 
Donny Osmond - Contact Info
 
FAX number -1-661-885-4826
company name - One Bad Apple
contact address -
Donny Osmond
555 Elm St Apt #5
Ogden, Utah 84401
ASSECT DECLEARATION -  My assects are very respectable.  Let's just say that I've never been accused of not being well endowed.
AGE - 45.5
Photograph. - Drivers License scan attached
 
My request of information from you:
 
1.  Married, in a relationship, or single?
2.  Seriously looking or just flirting?
3.  Idea of a perfect first date.
4.  What kinds of things do you like to do to please your man?
5.  Do you have a current HIV test?
6.  Send me a current scanned picture.  I like bathing suits or lingerie.  I hope that you're hot!
 
I'll be looking forward to communicating more with you.  I'm very open to the idea of starting a relationship, but as I said, I am very shy and first I must know more about you.   I guess you found meon Yahoo Singles so you know a little about me.  Most of the e-mail replies I get are from really old and fat women or from gay guys.   So if you're a real woman and interesting in developing a relationship, I'm looking forward to knowing more about you and I hope that you're as hot as you say that you are.
 
Love,
Donny O
 
Date: Sat, 24 Jul 2004 05:46:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: waiting to hear from you soon.
To: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
 
Dear,
   I got your mail and content understood, well i will want to pass all nessesary information to you, please i want to let you that if you really want to help me and my family in the clearing of this funds from the security company where it was deposited, i will need you to contact my personal lawyer who will inform and send you all needed document that will make you the rightful bebeficiary of the consignment.
   Please i need you to get to him via his email adress or call his personal phone number
barr_austine_joseph@yahoo.co.uk or
+234-80-34724465.AUSTINE AND ASSOCIATES. so please get in touch with him as soon as possible for the success of this transaction.
regards
HAIJA (who can't even spell her name) MARIAM (or was it Maryam?) ABACHA
 
Date: Sat, 24 Jul 2004 10:40:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: waiting to hear from you soon.
To: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
 
Mariam,
First of all, you didn't even address me by my name. 
 
Secondly, you didn't answer any of the questions that I asked of you, even after I respectfully responded to all of your questions and request for my picture.
 
If we are going to do business both personally and professionally, you will have to be a little more attentive to my needs.  Please go back and answer the questions that I asked in my earlier e-mail and send me a photo of you showing your breasts and holding a paper that says "I LOVE DONNY", so that I know that it is really you.  Otherwise I will assume that you are one of those e-mail frauds that I heard about.  I hope that isn't the case, I will be very dissapointed.
 
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
 
Date: Sat, 24 Jul 2004 13:31:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
Subject: waiting to hear from you soon.
To: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
 
Dear Osmond,
   Now i know you are not willing and able to assist me in clearing the consignment, because if you are willing to hewlp me you will not be asking all that kind of question and even asking me to hold my brest in my hand to say that and a written word, you must be out of your mind, and if you are go to hell for all i care.
 
HAIJA (it's Hajia I'm tell you!) MARIAM ABACHA.

Date: Sat, 24 Jul 2004 15:45:07 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: waiting to hear from you soon.
To: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
 
Dear Haija My Sweetness,
Haija, please do not misunderstand me.  I want to trust you but I must tell you that once before someone took advantage in an e-mail transaction and I then found out that this person who I thought I could trust, was not trustworthy.  I lost many dollars and my heart because of my foolishness.
 
So please understand that if I ask you to go to what seems like extreme measures, it is only because I want to know that you are real and that I can trust you.  
 
Please, I am all alone in this world and it would very much help my heart if I was able to have a relationship with someone like you.   
 
Please comply with my simple request and we will continue forward in our relationship.  If you cannot do this small thing for me, then I will assume that you are an imposter simply trying to break my heart and steal my money.
 
Good day my love,
Donny Osmond
 
Date: Sun, 25 Jul 2004 08:01:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
Subject: waiting to hear from you soon.
To: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
 
Dear Osmond,
   Your request cant not be granted and am very sorry abouth that, never on earth will i do that, and if you are willing to help me come out straight and do that and stop all this nonsence request of yours.
HAIJA (please spell you name right!) MARIAM ABACHA.
 
Date: Sun, 25 Jul 2004 11:15:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: waiting to hear from you soon.
To: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
 
Dear Sweet Haija,
My dear one, it seems that you do not trust me?  Why?   I was willing to give you all of my personal information.   What did you give me.....nothing.    I'm just asking for a little something personal from you so that I know that it is really you and not some some of game.   How do I know that you are not some 14 year old girl in England with a computer, Internet connection and a bad sense of humor?  Or worse yet, what if you are the CIA or Interpol trying to get me on something?  
 
So you know that at least I am serious, I am sending you a picture that I just took, with me holding a sign with your name.  YOU KNOW IT IS ME!   Can you please show me your love and serious intentions by doing the same.  Otherwise, I do not believe that I can proceed with this relationship that you have proposed.
 
In the Name of God,
Donny Osmond

lovehajia.jpg
Donny Shows His Love for Haija or Hajia or Whatever

Date: Sat, 31 Jul 2004 09:44:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Business?
To:
mariam_a112@yahoo.com
 
Haija,
Are we still going to do business, or not?   Please let me know so that I can get on with my life as a performing and recording musician of great importance here in the United States of America, the greatest country in the world.
 
Love,
Donny Osmond

Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 04:20:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
Subject: YES BUSINESS
To: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
 
Dear (left blank, insert your name here),
If you really want to help me, call me on the phone via my private line +234-80-36694332. waiting to hear from you soon.
regards
HAIJA MARIAM ABACHA.
 
Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 07:48:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: YES BUSINESS
To: "mariam agadf" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
 
Dearest Haija,
I have recently received an e-mail correspondence from your daughter Aliu.  I have offered to bring her to America and I am sending her funding to make the journey.  I am sorry that things didn't work out between us.  Maybe it's the age difference.   Aliu told me that you and her do not have a good relationship and she told me not to speak to you anymore, but I am anyway because you seem so nice and sincere.   I love your daughter very much and she has told me that she loves me very much.  I hope to bring you grandbabies some day.
 
Love,
Donny Osmond

Date: Fri, 13 Aug 2004 22:11:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Have You Forgotten
To:
mariam_a112@yahoo.com
 
Haija,
Have you forgotten me?   Do you no longer love me?  
 
All I asked for was one little picture of you showing me your beautiful breasts!   Can't you just do one little thing for me.   Have you forgotten everything that I have done for you.   I would not want you as a wife if you can't respect your man's wishes.
 
Love,
Donny Osmond

Date: Sat, 4 Sep 2004 10:44:08 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Donny Osmond" <
theosmonds2000@yahoo.com>
Subject: Dear Hajia
To: "Mariam Abacha" <
mariam_a112@yahoo.com>
 
Dear Hajia,
How are you and your family? It has been a very long time since I've heard from you.  I have not forgotten about you and your family ever since you sent me those pictures.   I am very sad for you.   I think about you often and I must admit that I am very attracted to you.   Please forgive me if I have been insensitive or too forward toward you in the past.  I just have too much testosterone in my system.   So, I love you and your family and I hope that you are well.  I am currently doing my job as a musician and traveling around the country on Donny Tour '04.   I am having a great time performing every night for the crowd and especially for the ladies.   We are making a ton of money while we are having fun!
 
Love,
Donny Osmond

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Donny with Adoring Female Fans!

Looks like we lost old mamma Haija, so we'll goof on her daughter Aliu!