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Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 09:52:40 +0100
From: f_kone@virgilio.it
Subject: HELP THE ORPHANS PLEASE
HELP THE ORPHANS PLEASE
ASYLUM CAMP ABIDJAN
FROM: FRANK
KONE
TEL:0022507716816
Dear Sir,
CONFIDENTIAL,
I am FRANK KONE the only son of late former Director of finance,
CHIEF VINCENT R. KONE Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my
bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted this money meant for purchase of ammunition, for my country, during the peak
of disastrous civil war in my country, now he has deposited the money with a BANK here in Abidjan, where I am residing under
political asylum with my younger sister Mary.
Now the war in my country is over with the help of ECOMOG soldiers,
the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now
ask countries to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their assets, it is on this note that
I am contacting you, all I need from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars:
1) Account name
2) Account number
3) Bank address, telephone
and fax number For you to assist me transfer this money in your private bank account, the said amount is (fifteen Million
Dollars) $15Million. I am compensating you with 20% of the total amount.
Now all my hope is banked on you and I really want to invest this
money in your country, were their is stability of Government, political and economic welfare. Honestly I want you to believe
that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father CHIEF VINCENT R. KONE gave me the photocopies of the certificate
of deposit issued to him by the BANK on the date of deposit, for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self to anybody
I see, I believe that you are able to keep this transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is
important.
And my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next
of kin on the day of deposit and also told me I need an assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who
will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad to ensure a successful hitch free transfer of the fund abroad.
Please call me immediately after you must have gone through my
message. Feel free and make it urgent. Please try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities
which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account, personally I am interested
in estate management and hotel business, please advise and contact me through our private email address(frankmarykone@yahoo.com) or you call
me please.
Thanks and God bless
Best regards
FRANK KONE.
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 19:52:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "Marie Osmond"
<marieosmond00@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: HELP THE ORPHANS PLEASE
Frank,
Please do not ever call me sir again, I am a lady dammit!
I have never been so offended in all my life. Secondly, your e-mail is titled "help the orphans please".
There isn't one mention of orphans in your e-mail. Whatz up with that? This really isn't about orphans is it.
Next
question is, where did you get my name and my e-mail address? How did you know who is was? Did you read
about me as a famous stripper at the Lace Nightclub or something?
So, the rest of the business, even though
it doesn't have a dang thing to do with orphans does sound kind of interesting. I'm always in for a quick buck.
Let me know what you want me to do. Hopefully it is not anything illegal or immoral. Even though I am a
stripper, I do have some ethics and scrupples sir.
Good day. By the way are you single? I'm
looking for a good man. Send me a picture and maybe we can talk business.
XOXOXO,
Marie Osmond
Dear Marie,
Thank you so much for your responce and your willingness in helping
us out of this situation, infact you have added more hope to our life, may the good Lord continue to bless you in Jesus name
Amen.
Madam, i tougth one can use the language sir to address any body
in the civilized world, but all the same accept my appology if this has offended you please.
As regard's to your question, i got your contact in a chember
of commerce here in Abidjan while searching for reliable person who will not betray us after the transfer of the money.
I called our self's orphans because we have lost our parents.
I'm single and not yet married. I hope this explanations with
be okay by you,
Please, if you are intrested in helping us, kindly forward your
informations to me, such as your banking details, including your private telephone and fax number so that i will go and submit
it to the bank first thing tomorrow as our late father's foreign business partner to enable them transfer the money to the
account you will provide.
And after the transfer, we will come over to your country for
the investment of the money which you will also be the trustee because of our inexperience in business while my sister goes
back to school.
Please, get to me once you receive this so that we will conclude
on time, our condition is too bad here.
Thank you once again and God bless you,
Frank/sister.
Dear Franky,
I am so glad that you wrote me back. For
awhile I thought you were a stalker or even worse, just a joker. Now I know that you are real.
I
have a soft spot for orphans because I am an orphan too. My brother Donny and I were abandoned by our parents
because they were mormons and just kept popping out kids until they couldn't afford to feed them anymore. So, Donny
and I were sent to an orphanage. We were later sold to the circus and we travelled with them for all the years
were growing up. They made us sing and dance just like trained monkeys and they called it "The Donny and Marie Show".
I was always hurt that the circus didn't call it the "Marie and Donny Show" because Donny always got all the attention even
though I had all the talent, the dance moves and the body to match.
So, you and your sister are orphans just like Donny
and I? So you're not married? How come? I'm not married either. I'm still
looking for the right kind of man. Maybe you and I have more in common than just being orphans. But I am looking
for someone who can relate to me as a mormon orphan who dances at night. I'm really interested to see what you look
like. Can you send me a picture please. I'm sure that you are a handsome man. Is your sister hot?
Maybe I can hook her up with my brother Donny. Maybe I can get her a job here at Lace Nightclub.
Meanwhile,
I'm looking forward to getting my grubby little hands on some of that money that you were talking about. So, here's
my personal info:
Marie Osmond
555 Elm St, Apt 5, Ogden UT 84401
My phone: (801) 582-9089
No Fax
Love
and Smooches. And by the way I'm a Mormon and we believe in Islam, not in Jesus. So please don't mention Jesus
in your e-mails any more. I find him offensive.
Marie
Dear Franky,
I have not heard from you. Are we
still good for this deal?
Love,
Marie
Dear Love,
My sister is seriouly sick in the hopital so all this while there
has not been any chance to check your message, but i also sent you a message but i could not hear from you if not now
Yes the money is still there in the bank, please forward your
banking details to me, including your private telephone and fax number so that i will go and submit it to the bank for the
transfer of the money
Please send it once you receive this so that we will conclude
on time
Thanks and waiting for your urgent response,
Frank/sister
Dear Franky My Love,
I am sorry to hear about your sister.
I hope that she does not have the AIDS. If she does, I hope that she is getting some good medicine. I always
insist on using protection so that I don't get AIDS.
Anyway Franky my love. So you say
that you're single? What do you like in a woman? Tell me all your dreams and fantasies
I really
hope that you aren't joking about the money. Please don't tease me. If I find out that this is one
of those 419 scams, then I'm going to come over there, with three of my biggest and baddest male friends and kick your orphan
butt all the way across Africa.
So dear, here's my contact info:
Marie Osmond
Measurements:
Height: 5' 8", Weight: 110, Measurements: 36D-26-35
Address:
555 Elm St, Apt 5, Ogden UT 84401
My phone: (801) 582-9089
No Fax
My Workplace: Lace Nightclub
1847 Wall Ave.
Ogden, UT 84401
My Bank: Zions Bank
2302 Washington Blvd Ste 100
Ogden, UT 84401-1498.
Phone is (801) 393-9995.
Account Representative: Mr. Pee Wee Herman
Account Number: 773H-0L-06 (reads "go-to-HELL"
upside down, check it out!)
Can wait to hear from you my steaming hot chocolate cup of burnin' burnin'
love.
Kaching, kaching,
Marie
Dear Love, Read Carefully okay.
Thanks for your response and the informations you provided, first
thing tomorrow morning, i will go and submit it to the bank as my late father's foreign partner to enable them do the transfer
of the money to the account you sent.
Are you joking by asking if my sister is a victim of HIV Virus
or what, does it mean that when one is sick that the person has contacted it, is it a good statement?.
Yes, i am single, but asking me what i like in a woman does not
matter for now because we are in pains and passing through hadship here, anyway, for a long time now i have not met any woman,
its not that i don't love women, but situation, so if you can make us happy by putting your effort to see that this money
is being transferred to your account so that we will start living the way we use to live before the death of our parents,
then i will show you what's called Love and you will know whom Frank is, even if it take's gething married to you, you must
be happy for coming together with a man of my nature.
Meanwhile, i will send to you my passport, the deposit certificate
and the agreement letter my father made with the bank the day he deposited the money with them, i will also send to you his
burail picture and his photo.
I want to do all this because you have no confidence in me, and
i will like to prove you wrong by all these evidence, but one good thing you will do for me is this, please do not expose
them to anyone ealse when you receive it, nomatter how close you are with the person, it's for you alone, and don't tell any
body about this business too, you don't know who is who, forget about the brigtness of the person's face, you don't
know his or her heart.
please my love, don't be afraid, it's real, if you want to come
down here to see things by with your eys, you are free.
Thanks and wait to hear from me, but i am going to send those
things through our private email address(frankandmarykone@yahoo.com)where i want us to be communicating.
Once again many thanks to you My Love,
Frank.
Find attached the evidence.
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| Faked Passort for Franky |
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| Franky's Dead Dad |
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| Deposit Certificate for $15 Mill |
Franky My Love,
Thank you for the documents. Sorry it
has taken me so long to get back to you, I had a bad case of diareaha. Anyways, I had my uncle Shaq mr_shaq_attack@yahoo.com, take a look at the documents and he said they look pretty authentic.
He said to e-mail him if you like. He said that I was probably foolish to believe that anyone would give me this much
money, but I just bitch slapped him upside the head a few times and he seemed to come to his senses and agree with me
that you really are a good man, especially since you are an orphan just like Donny and me.
So, anyway,
what is our next step Mr. Franky? I must tell you that I found you to be a very attractive young man from you
picture. You're only 23 but I have to tell you that I really do enjoy younger men. So, what do you think
Franky? Could we be an item possibly? Kind of like Demi Moore and Asthon Kruschner? May
and December romance? I could teach you so many things and just rock your world.
Get
back to me soon baby cakes.
Love,
Marie
Franky Baby,
I'm not sure which address you're using so I'm
sending this to both. What in the name of Joseph Smith is going on? I haven't heard from you since you sent
the documents and you haven't responded to me or my lawyer. So what gives dude? I hope that you aren't trying
to pull some cruel and twisted joke on a vulnerable old sexy lady like me.
So, what's it gonna be Franky.
Are we on or are we off? I'm not going to play any games with you.
Marie
Dear Love,
I told you that this address is our private one and have been
communicating with you through it.
Now you remember that I sent you some documents and my passport
as well, and who is the Joseph Smith you are talking about?.
I also gave you a form from the banker to fill and return back
to the bank but since then I have not heard from you, so all this make's me think you are not serious, here you are asking
if I'm trying to pull some cruel and twisted joke on a vulnerable old sexy lady like you, Love sorry you don't recognise my
worth, i can bost of my money today even if you do not assist me to get it, all I know is that as far as I am alive, it's
a must that I will get it because I know my God, and don't get angry about the way I talk it's because of the confidence I
have in God, moreover you are helping me, and I am helping you as well because after the business, your life will never the
same.
But if think is a joke, stop writing me, if you take it to be
serious fill that form and send it back to the bank.
I also want to use this medium to let you that this business will
cost us some little money according to the banker, which I don't have, and that's my reason of mapping out %20 for your assistance
which will have the hole of your life changed (is he talking about a sex change operation?).
So if you are able to finance it, let me know I will be very glad
to hear you making it known to me, if you are not able, notify me too, as I will come back in the next one hour to check your
response towards this mail to you.
Thanks for your understanding Love,
Frank.
Franky My Love,
I'm sorry that I doubted you for a second.
Your letter convinces me that you are a true and honest stud muffin. I apologize if I get a little crazy sometimes.
I can't help it because I have bi-polar disorder and attention deficit / hyperactivity disorder.
So, I went
back and looked at your old e-mail love letters to me and I don't see any banker forms. I got your pretty face on the
passport, your daddy's coffin, and your daddy's bank papers. But I don't see papers that you wanted me to fill
out for the bank. I answered all the questions about my address and my bank. So, what are you talking about
love?
Anyway, you big handsome lunk, you stay in touch with me and don't you give up on me. I know I'm
a little flaky sometimes, but that's just how I am so you're going to have to get used to it.
Stay cool
and handsome until later my love. You just tell me how you want me baby and I'm here to please!
Love and
Fireworks Between the Sheets,
Marie
Franky,
What is going on? Why do you not respond to my
e-mails? Are we still together or not? I must know.
Love,
Marie
Dear Love,
I gave you a from the banker said you should
fill and return back to the bank and you do not care to let me know if you have filled and sent it to the bank or or not.
I'm
supposed to be asking you if we together and not, so have you filled the form?.
Thanks,
Frank.
Dearest Franky,
I would be happy to fill out your little bank
form or whatever, please send it to me.
Otherwise, I hope you are blessed and that your erectile
dysfunction is improving.
Love,
Marie
(Franky isn't responding, so we'll have uncle
Shaq enter the picture as Marie's attorney and see what happens.)
Dear Mr. Kone,
I have been asked by Ms. Marie Osmond to represent
her interests in this matter. As you may know, Ms. Osmond suffers from a mental disorder. She often speaks in
crazy terms and is easily attracted to single men. She is not always aware of the consequences of her actions.
I have represented her before in criminal and civil court and she has asked me to represent her in this situation, since a
substantial amount of money is at stake.
Please send all business correspondence to me at this e-mail address.
My office, Shaq and Associates, is located at 444 Brickell Ave, in Miami, Florida ph. (305) 374-4500 (phone
booth at a bar). We represent DWI and drug charges, as well as unwed mothers and NBA players who are falsely
accused.
Mr. Kone, I have read your e-mails to Ms. Osmond and I have great sympathy for your situation
and we look forward to doing business with you.
Sincerely,
Shaquille O'Neil
Dear Shaquille,
Thank you for your willingess and your concern
torwards our condition, remain blessed in the Lord.
Actualy I wanted Osmond to help us in receiveing the money
into her account and promised to compensate her with %20 at the end of the business,but she always write's to me as if I'm
pushing her into what she never liked, even at a time she stated telling me things concerning Love, somebody that's in pains,
i just got tied of her and stoped comunicating with her, but I pity her that she's not normal and will continue to pray
for her.
Please, send to me your bank details, your private telephone and fax number, your age, occupation and
a copy of your international passport, all this I will submit it to the bank as our late father's foreign business partner
to enable them do the transfer.
Once I receive all this, I will write an agreement singed and send for you to
sign and send a copy to me, that you will not betray us or tamper with the money untill I and my sister arrive's to your country,
we have to do this before the money will be transferrd to the account you are going to provide, because after the transfer
of the money, we will come over to your country for the investment of the money and you will be the trustee because of our
inexperince in business while we continue our education.
Please send the information as you receive this.
Thank
you once again for your concern,
Frank/sister.
Dear Mr. Kone,
Thank you for your reply. I am very sorry
for the actions of my niece, Ms. Marie Osmond. As I stated, she is mentally ill and cannot properly take care of herself.
As her uncle, I have been appointed to be her guardian. I am one of the only people in the world that she does not try
and seduce with her sexy good looks and charming ways.
I have researched your past e-mails and the documents
which you have presented to Ms. Osmond and I must say that I am very impressed with your professional business manner.
Do you work for a bank or something? I mean, I'm an attorney and I can hardly write as well as you do.
I am willing to follow through with this transaction, but as an attorney there are just a few pieces of information
that I must obtain from you in order for this transation to be 100% legal and approved by my law office.
I
will ask these questions:
1. Have you ever been arrested for illegal money transactions?
2. Are
you involved in illegal drugs or prostitution?
3. Are you hetrosexual or homosexual?
4. If you found an
envelope with $1000 on the street, would you try to find the owner, or would you keep quiet and spend it for yourself?
5.
What is your favorite color?
6. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
7. Do you prefer incest or beastiality?
8.
Have you ever been arrested for shoplifting?
9. Have you ever held up a liquor store?
10. Name your favorite NBA
team and player.
These are the questions that we ask all our clients in the law office in order to establish
their honesty and integrity. It is 100% accurate and I would appreicate it if you answer all questions with sincerity
and good faith.
Following return of the questionaire, I will divulge to you my own personal
information.
Peace,
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
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| Kinky Card Sent to Franky |
2/4/05
Franky,
Just joking, but I really do miss you. Are you
missing me? I haven't heard from you. I could rock your world like no other woman. I know exactly how to
please men and I have many many happy customers here in Utah. They always come back for more. Especially the married
ones. What do you want me to do to you Franky?
Love and Shameful Kisses,
Marie
(How funny, we received an e-mail from Fred, not Frank, Kone,
claiming to be the only son of Robert Kone. Let's see how he handles this)
Dear Mr. Kone,
I am confused. Just after I sent you the
questionaire, I received the e-mail below I am forwarding to you, from a "Fred" Kone stating that he is indeed the only son
of Dr. Kone Robert. Can you explain this to me? Should I reply to Fred. Is he perhaps a brother who
was separated from you or is this an imposter? If it is real, he seems to be offer a pretty good deal, better
than yours in many ways.
Sincerely,
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
(e-mail forwarded to Frank Kone)From: "fred kone" <fredkone2005@mailbox.co.za>
Subject: PLEASE ASSIST US TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY.
Date:
Sat, 05 Feb 2005 16:13:57 +0200
FROM: FRED AND MARIAM KONE
ASSYLUM CAMP ABIDJAN,
COTE D'IVOIRE,
WEST AFRICA.
CONFIDENTIAL.
Dear,
I am Fred Kone the only son of late former Director of
finance, (HON) Dr.Kone Robert, Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words
is my bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted this money meant for purchase of ammunition, for my country, during
the peak of disastrous civil war in my country, now he has deposited the money with one of the Bank here in Abidjan, why I
am residing under political Assylum with my younger sister Mariam kone who is 19 years old.
Now the war in my country is over with the help of ECOMOG soldiers,
the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now
ask countries to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their asset, it is on this note that
I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars:
1) Your Account name
2) Your Account number
3) Your Bank
address, telephone and fax numbers
4) Your private telephone /fax numbers
For you to assist me transfer this money in your private bank
account, the said amount is (US$18.500.000.00 Million). I am compensating you with 25% of the total money amount, now all
my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were their is stability of Government, political
and economic welfare.
Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and
never a joke. My late father (HON) Dr.Kone Robert, gave me the deposit slip issued to him by the Bank on the date of deposit,
for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self to anybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep this transaction
secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is important. Please write me immediately after you must have
gone through my message fill free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 25 % of the total money amount,
and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incure, I am resolving to give you an addition of 10%
during this
transaction.
N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment
oportunities which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account, personally I am
interested in estate management and hotel business, please advise me. And promise me and my younger sister to be our guardian
considering our situation and not to betray us. And my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next of kin on
the day of deposit and also told me I need an assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who will stand
as co-beneficiary and partner abroad to ensure a successful hitch free transfer of the fund abroad.
Please i will like you to reply me back stating your willing heart
to assist us in this transaction.
Thanks and God bless
Yours truely
Fred and Mariam
Kone.
FOR THE FAMILY.
Dear Shaquille,
I did not reply your fisrt message because
you sound funny.
I do not know Mr Fred but since he has offerd a very good offer to you I suggest you go ahead
with hime okay.
Thanks,
Frank.
Dear Mr. Kone,
Blessings to you and your family. I'm
sorry if you found my questionairre "funny". Trust me, it is not "funny". It is a scientifically based legal
instrument called the "Truth Questions" that we use in our law office to detect criminal background and criminal intent.
It is a standard document before we enter into with any legal documents.
Yes, Fred and Mariam Kone are offering
me 25% of 18.5 million plus all expenses paid. So, I have replied to their e-mail and I will have them answer the "Truth
Questions". I'm sure they will pass and we will soon all be very rich. Maybe we could cut you in on the
deal as our representative over there.
Very nice doing business with you and thank you for your patience with
my crazy neice Marie. Not many people would have the patience and trust that you displayed to her. You are a true
gentleman and scholar. I am sorry for any difficulty that she put you through.
Sincerely,
Barrister
Shaquille O'Neil
(Another Frank Kone e-mails me with the same old song and dance
scam, so I throw it back at Frank Kone #1)
Mr. Kone,
I thought that we agreed that I would work this deal
with your brother Fred. Why are you sending me this e-mail? Have you changed your mind?
Sincerely,
Barrister
Shaquille O'Neil
Dear Sir,
CONFIDENTIAL,
I am FRANK KONE the only son of late former Director of finance,
CHIEF VINCENT R. KONE Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my
bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted this money meant for purchase of ammunition, for my country, during the peak
of disastrous civil war in my country, now he has deposited the money with a BANK here in Abidjan, where I am residing under
political asylum with my younger sister Mary .
Now the war in my country is over with the help of ECOMOG soldiers,
the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now
ask countries to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their assets, it is on this note
that I am contacting you, all I need from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars:
1) Account name
2) Account number
3) Bank address, telephone
and fax number For you to assist me transfer this money in your private bank account, the said amount is (fifteen Million
Dollars) $15Million.I am compensating you with 20% of the total amount.
Now all my hope is banked on you and I really want to invest this
money in your country, were their is stability of Government, political and economic welfare. Honestly I want you to believe
that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father CHIEF VINCENT R. KONE gave me the photocopies of the certificate
of deposit issued to him by the BANK on the date of deposit, for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self to anybody
I see, I believe that you are able to keep this transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is
important.
And my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next
of kin on the day of deposit and also told me I need an assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who
will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad to ensure a successful hitch free transfer of the fund abroad.
Please call me immediately after you must have gone through my
message.Feel free and make it urgent. Please try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which
is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account, personally I am interested in estate
management and hotel business please advise me.
Thanks and God bless
Best regards
FRANK KONE.
Dear Shaquille.
Who is this Fred you are taking about?,
i dsson't have any Fred, the only one i have in this earth is my younger sister Mary.
But if you want to do any
business with him you are free, but mark it somewhere, if it's will be real at last.
Well, i just want to inform
you that i went to the bank yesterday and the banker told me that this transaction will cost us some little money, please
if you are cappable of finacing let me know so that we will proceed.
Thanks,
Frank.
Mr. Kone,
Good day to you sir. I hope that you and your sister
Mary are well. Please help me understand. I am somewhat confused. First you e-mail me that you don't
want to do business with me. Then I have started a business correspondence with a man who says that he is your brother,
Fred Kone. Then I get another e-mail from someone claiming to be Frank Kone and wanting to do business with me.
You say that I should go ahead and do business with these people. Why would you say that? Either they are
lying to me and playing games or you are lying. Please advise me on what direction to go. Are there known imposters
of the Kone family trying to play some kind of money games on the Internet?
I know that you have been honest
and respectful with my crazy niece Marie Osmond and you did not try and take advantage of her like many other men have.
I thank you and respect you for that. I feel like I can trust you like a brother.
Please confirm
with me that you want to continue this transaction and that you are committed to it and swear on the name of God that you
are the real Frank Kone. When you have given me this information, I will trust you and we will continue.
Yes,
I do have money to participate in this transaction as long as it is reasonable. I am a very wealthy man from all my
years of playing in the NBA. Are you an NBA fan? Maybe you are aware of my outstanding achievements there.
With
God On My Side,
Shaquille O'Neil
Dear Shaquille,
I have made it very clear to you
that i dont know this fred you are talking about, my two brothers have died, remaning me and my younger sister, we are the
only surviving one.
I'm suspecting the hotel manager where we are, because he opend emaill addresses for us so
he can easly do something funny there, do not transact any business with the so called fred, i dont know him.
Are
you using your niece bank account for the transfer of the money or yours?, if you are using your own, forward it to me, including
your private telephone and fax number number for me to submit it to the bank for the transfer.
Thanks and waiting
to hear from you,
Frank.
(I get a Frank Kone "Help The Orphans Please" e-mail from
yet another address. Can you believe it? The Kone scam is getting as popular as the Abachas. I won't bore
you with the e-mail, it was the same as the others. But I'll tease Franky with it.)
Dear Mr. Kone,
Good day and God's blessings to you sirs.
I am more than happy to initiate this business dealy that you proposed. However, I am very concerned that I keep
getting e-mail from other e-mail addresses, claiming to be Frank or Fred Kone, with the same life story and the same business
proposition that you have given me. Who is the real Frank Kone and how will I know for certain which one is telling
me the truth?
Sincerely,
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
(he's quit playing with Shaq so we'll bring Marie back in)
Franky,
I know that you have been talking to my stupid uncle
Shaq. Who gave him permission to speak for me and to do business for me? Not me. I just think
he's a big stupid ape. He's always trying to take control of my life. I mean just because he's a bigshot ex-NBA
player, an attorney and has all the money, the big house and everything. So what?
Anyway Franky.
I'm sorry if I didn't seem serious before. I am serious. I just got distracted by your good looks and the
handsome picture that you sent me. I really am still interested in you as a man and would like to get together with
you sometime. I would also like to be your business partner baby.
I you have anything to say to me dear
Franky, please say it directly to me. I don't want you talking to uncle Shaq about me please. He doesn't
really even know me very well.
Love and Smooches,
Marie
Dear Marie,
You and your uncle are just making fun
of your self.
This business will cost a little money according to the bank director which I do not have.
Are
you ready finance it?.
Thanks
Mr Frank.
Franky,
Cod bless bless you for writing back to me. I
love you so much. I hope that you feel the same about me. Someday I will give you a special dance that I
do, where I am wearing a school teacher outfit and then strip down to nothing. Everyone tells me this is their favorite
and you would never forget it if I did it for you.
Anway, I'm not sure how much money you are talking about.
I have a little money saved. Some of the cash tips that I get, I don't report to the IRS and I just hide it under my
mattress. The other thing that I could do is have the other dancers at Lace Nightclub get together and maybe hold a car wash
or something to raise money for you and your bank director.
Anyway, Franky I am willing to do anything for you because I love
you so much. I hope that some day you and I came live together here in America.
Love and Flatulance,
Marie
(One more Frank Kone solicitation received to add the the collection.
I throw it back to all of them as bait)
Dear Franks,
Now I know that this is some kind of game that
you are all playing on me. Now there are four Frank Kones. Which one of you is the real Frank Kone? How
am a I supposed to do business with you when you can't decide among yourself who is the real Frank?
Sincerely,
Barrister
Shaquille O'Neil
(The last Kone imposter replies with an admission of guilt but
I'm sure he has other motives so will play along)
Dear Sir,
I'm sorry for trying to treat Mr Frank bad, he I am their hotel
manager, my name is Dr.Colins Egho for a long time he has not been able to pay his hotel bills, he always promised to suprise
me with some money, I do not know where he is going to come about it.
So I happend to get his correspondence with you and decided to
treat him in my own way with his name and the hotel phone number, please forgive me, I have already Appologised to him.
Thanks for your understanding.
Dr. Colins.
Dear Dr. Collins,
Thank you for being honest. God will
forgive and be kind to you because of your good actions.
Are you saying that Kone has not paid you?
Perhaps you have a lawyer in your town who can help you get your money from Kone.
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
Dear Sir,
I really appreciate you for your understanding, God will bless
you too.
I don't want to do anything to to Kone, he is just a little boy,
and I found out from your corresponedence with him that he is rich, I know one day he will pay.
If you want to be an assistance to him, please do he is suffering
here with the younger sister and he has made evrything known to me.
Stay Well.
Dr. Egho.
Dear Dr. Colins Egho,
Thank you for your very wise advice.
Cod bless you and your family. Many blessings and may you remain free of lice and vermin in your lifetime.
Sincerely,
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
Dear Osmond,
Thanks for your response.
I was at
the bank this morning to find out from the banker how much it will cost us, but he took me to their Attorney one Barrister
David Kabudu, he said he the person that will help us to obtain some vital documents that will be on your name, because the
money was not deposited in your name, before the money will be transferred into your account, he said that it will cost us
$2500.00 to get them, here's his email address and telephone number, email, davidkabudu@lawyer.com, telephone,.22507676016, call or write him so that he will clerify
you more.
So if you can afford this money let me know immediately, and I need to see your picture please.
Thanks
and wiating for your urgent response,
Frank.
Dear Sweet Franky,
Okie Dokie honey buns.
I am getting the girls at Lace Nightclub together this weekend and we are going to hold a fundrasing car wash.
We stand out in front of the club in our bikinis and wash people's cars for a donation. We are going to put up
a sign that says, "Help the Orphans Car Wash". I think we can easily raise the $2,500 or more. We'll just keep
whatever is left over.
So, stay in touch my love. I'll let you know how much money we are
able to raise after the weekend.
Until then, stay cool and keep up your faith and your erection for me.
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
Your response is
well understood (he's lying, he's never heard "okie dokie" before).
I
will be waiting untill when you write me that you have gotten the money okay, but I want to see your picture too.
Thanks,
Frank.
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| Marie and Fellow Strippers Will Wash Your Car |
Dear Franky,
How are you my hot chocolate lover? The
car wash this weekend was a huge success. The girls and I still can't believe how many cars we washed and how much money
we made! The basic idea is that we setup along a roadside with car wash equipment and we are dressed in
our bikinis to lure the men to us. Well, the men just went crazy and they spent anywhere from $20 to $100 to have their
cars washed. I think we made about $4500. It went so well I think we may do it again next weekend.
My
friend took a few pictures that I'm sending to you. That is me with the hot pink top and white bottoms.
Sorry that it just shows my backside, but some people say that is my best side anyway!
I gave each of the girls
$100 for their services. That left me with $4100. I can send you $2500 and still have some left over for
myself. Maybe I'll go buy some new clothes.
So Franky dear, I hope that you're having a great day.
I know that I am. Write to me when you can.
Love with Obessive Compulsive Behaviors,
Marie
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Dear Marie,
Thank you for the picture's.
But I'm
seeying it that you are making fun of me, how can you send me your picture's without having an access to see your face which
is the more and most important to me, well your back is okay, it's good looking but I still need your full picture and want
to see your face, your dressing does not matter, I like hot things too.
I don't even like the nature of your
work, and after the transaction, we will go into big time business. That money, you are not sending it to me, it's the lawyer
that you have to send it to so that he will use it to get the documents and change them to your name before the money will
be transferrd to your account, this's what the banker told me, so you have to contact the lawyer so that he will put you through,
below is his contact.
Name, Barrister David Kabudu.
David Kabudus Chembers.
Tele/fax+225676016
Email,
davidkabudu@lawyer.com
You have to be fast so that we will come over there and
met face to face and have a new life.
Contact him once you receive this and always let me know your discussion
with him okay.
Thank you for your understanding and waiting to hear from you,
Frank.
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| Marie At Her Sexy Best |
Dear Franky,
I love a man who knows how to take charge.
I have received your instructions and will contact the barrister David Kadudo. I am sending you a picture of my front
side honey so you can see my face and body. I'm glad that you liked my back side too!
I am looking forward
to when we can be in big time business together and be living together everyday. It will be a beautiful life.
How many children do you want to have?
Love and Subterfuge,
Marie
(Franky finally warms up to Marie after that picture)
Dear Marie,
I have to tell you the truth, I got crazy
over your hot picture, you are the kind of a woman I want to spend the rest of my life with, babe you are sweat okay, I
thank God for bringing both of us together, honey can you give me a call on this number,0022507716816 I want to hear your
voice please just dial it the way it is.
As regards to your question, I will like to have about four children,
how do you see it?.
Honey pie, contact the lawyer immediately and find out from him what to do for the money
to be transferrd so that I can come over there, he's in the better position to explian to you, I can't wait to see you face
to face.
Do what I asked you to do and let's have a better life, I swear in the name of God, I will give you
the best of whatever you think of, and when I say I love you I mean what I have said.
Thanks my Love and waiting
for your discussion with the lawyer,
Frank.
My Love,
How are you today, why have I not heard
from you up till this moment it's very suprising sweetheart.
Have you contacted the lawyer?.
I need
your an urgent response babe,
Franky.
(Marie spends the money on a big screen TV)
Dearest Franky,
How are you my sweetness? I loved
your letter back to me. It really makes me feel good to hear you say that you find me attractive. Yes, four kids
sound good to me. Maybe even more if we can afford it!
I have to apologize to you for not calling the lawyer.
I feel that I have let you both down and I apologize. I took the money that we made at the car wash and bought a 56
inch big screen TV that was on sale at Walmart. Sweety, it was a great deal that I just couldn't pass up.
I've been watching TV on a little old 13" TV for years and it was just so small and boring. I hope that you understand.
I mean TV is a big thing to me. I'm going to get satellite TV too and will have about 150 channels. Some day this
will be ours together.
Honey, please don't worry. I have a plan to get the money that you need by
holding another bikini car wash this weekend. This time I will hold on to the money for you and I won't spend
it. I pinky promise that I will get this money to you.
Cod bless you for your kindness and
patience with me. Most men can't handle a woman like me. So, I love you Honey Pie for staying with me and taking
care of me.
Love and Espionage,
Marie
My Heart,
Yes you look's so attractive and have a charming
structure too, and you can see that you have charmed me because, I love good and slim fit girls.
You sound so
funny babe by telling me that you bought a TV Set with the money, well it's good, but you don't know where I am clasifying
you so stop telling me which I know that you are more than, that TV is a big thing to you, I had pity on you when I read this
passage on your message.
I told you I am ready to do anything that will make you fill feel happy and satisfied
after the transfer of the money, Please stop searching for a snail with your toes while you are carring an elephant on your
head.
Write or call the lawyer tomorrow and discuss with him, and whatever he tell's you, have it at the back
of your mind and work towards it, but you have to let me know okay.
I have to go to bed now it's late here.
I
love you honey,
Franky.
Dear Franky Love,
Thank you for being so understanding and
not being angry at me like all the other men have been in my life . You're the only one who really understands me.
You'll love our new TV when you see it.
I have been wondering all day about snails at my feet and elephants on
my head. What does that mean anyway?
I am planning another bikini car wash this weekend and should make
a lot more money. I'll collect the money for you but I'm going to be very busy until then so I'll contact your lawyer
after the weekend.
I love you and I am thinking of you every waking minute.
Love and Chlamydial
Infections,
Marie
Honey,
Searching for snails when you have an elephant on your
head is just a proverb, which simply means that you had some little money and the opportunity that will change your life in
few days, but you left it and bought a TV, knowing very well that after the transfer that those thins will never be
a problem as far as I am concern.
You have a lot of good things coming your way, just arrange your self and contact
the lawyer sweatheart and see what I told you, I have runed out chash here please hury up.
With Love honey,
Franky.
Dear Marie,
Why all this silent, have you contacted the lawyer?.
Frank.
Franky,
Cod bless you Franky and thank you for writing to me.
But why the harsh words? Don't you remember that I'm working all the time? At night I am dancing at the Lace Nightclub
and during the day I am washing cars at the Bikini Car Wash. Sorry that I just haven't had time to e-mail you my love.
I
found the old e-mail that you sent me with your friend's name on it and so I'll write him today.
The good news
is that my Bikini Car wash is really getting popular here in Ogden. This is only our second week but we doubled our
business over the first weekend. I guess the word has gotten out and now all the guys in big four wheel drive trucks
are coming in. We are offering special services to the guys who are willing to pay a few extra dollars.
They all leave with a clean truck and a smile on their face. People also seem to like the idea that we are helping
out the orphans. This weekend I made about $4,000 after paying all my car wash girls. I earned a few big tips
along the way. So, now I am a big time business woman thanks to you Franky for inspiring me to do this.
So, goodbye for now my love. Hey, send me another handsome picture of you so I can print it and hang it
on my wall and look at your handsome face.
With All My Bootylicious Love,
Marie
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