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DOREEN
Dear Sir.
It is with heart full of hope that
I write to seek your candid help.I am. Mrs. Doreen Kabila. a woman of 42 years old resident in Democratic Republic of Congo
over 25 years ago. I am the 6th wife of the Late Congo President, lerent Kabila who was assassinated few years ago.
You may be surprise to receive
my letter, however, I got your contact from my private search on the internet and decided to contact you for confidential
business. Since the death of my husband, president Lerent Kabila, there has been incessant hostilities spanning in the family
over his 'will. My only son Magnus Kabila. and I have been marginalized by other wives and his first son Joseph Kabila who
succeeded him as the new president of Democratic Republic of Congo. Perhaps because of my closeness with my late husband as
his last and youngest wife or because I am a foreigner.
However, before the death of my
husband, Lerent Kabila he posited the sum of $40.3musd (Forty Million Three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars)in my name
in a security company abroad. whose name is witheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you
could receive this fund into your account for safe keeping. I promise to give you 20% at the end of the transaction. Observe
carefully no risk inherent, so, I urge you not to underestimate this vision. My only son Magnus and I shall come over immediately
the consignment(money) leaves the security company to meet with you in your country.
The diplomatic Courier company
will tag the consignment as rsonal effect: As soon as I receive your consent, relevant documents will be prepared in your
favour authenticating you as the beneficiary of the consignment. Counting on your quick respond for more detail information.
Best regards,
Mrs .Doreen Kabila.
DONNY
Dear Mrs.Kabila,
I enjoyed very
much getting your e-mail. I am a lonely American man who would like very much to be able to assist you.
I can handle money matters, so that is no problem for me.
The problem that I have, actually is one of erectile
dysfunction. This means that I have difficulty becoming sexually aroused. I know that there is medication like
viagra, but I don't like taking pills. This is something that I would like to ask of you to help me with. Please
send me a picture of yourself in either a swimsuit or underwear. I will use this picture in order to stimulate
myself and attempt to gain an erection. If I am successful, I will let you know and then I will be more than happy to
proceed with our business dealings.
Thank you very much for your consideration in this someone urgent manner.
It is of international importance that I ask for your help.
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
DOREEN
Dear Donny Osmond
Thank you for your last email.
I apologize for my delay in writing to you, I have been quite busy organizing the relevant documents that would ensure the
smooth and hitch free transfer of the funds to you.
As I have already told you
before, please be assured that you are not exposed to any risks by working with me, as I have already set in motion the documentation
for the quick conclusion of this project.
THE MONEY:-
The money was deposited with a
Private Financial & Trust Company (an international special financial agency) in Europe by my late husband. This company
is experienced in safe keeping of treasures for top African Government officials overseas.
WHAT I WILL DO:-
(1) Because the money was deposited
in the Family's name, I shall send to you a new Certificate of Deposit which will be issued in your name by the finance company.
(2) I will also swear to an
Affidavit of transfer of the funds to you. This gives you legal power as the fiduciary owner/recipient of the money on my
behalf. With the above-mentioned documents, you are ready to contact the Financial Company to receive the money. The Power
of Attorney as I said earlier shall empower you to claim the funds on my behalf from the Financial Security Company in Europe.
WHAT YOU WILL DO: -
(A) .) You have to send me your
full names, Company name, telephone and fax numbers which will be used to process the above mentioned documentations in your
favor.
(B.) After I had received this
from you, I shall send you the contact of the Security Company in Europe so that you will contact them and request for the
funds on my behalf
(C) On contacting the Finance Company,
they will request for the Certificate of Deposit which I will send to you.
(D) When you have shown them the
Certificate of Deposit, they will give you final instructions on how you will claim the funds. That is all. The process is
very simple and straight forward. Absolutely no risks.
FINALLY:-
When you have claimed the money,
I will come over to your Country to meet with you for the sharing of the money. I am interested in investing the funds in
any lucrative investment opportunity in your Country within your knowledge.
For you cooperation, I have offered
you 30% of the money. I believe that this will keep you from being greedy and refusing to give my Family it's own share of
the money when the transaction is completed.
I look forward to receiving the
above requested information i.e your full names, company name, address, telephone and fax numbers. As soon as I receive the
above information, the Finance Company will be notified and immediate action will commence.
Awaiting your urgent reply.
My best regards,
Doreen Kabila.
DONNY
Dear Ms. Kabila,
Thank you for
your reply. I had been waiting and wondering if you were real or maybe this was just some sick joke.
Anyway,
I understand the instructions and I am willing to proceed.
I do have one request. I must know
that you are a real human being. I have this thing that since this is an e-mail transaction, I need to know what you
look like. Please send me a photo of yourself. I do appreciate it.
full names -
Donald K. Osmond
Company name - OneBadApple Studios
telephone (801) 532-9338
fax numbers 801-355-5127
(These are phone and fax #'s for
a Salt Lake City homeless shelter. Someone should know Donny Osmond there.)
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
DOREEN
Dear Donny Osmond,
Thank you
so much for your detail mail. Your request has been noted and I will sure send you a picture of me by Monday. I don't have
a scanner at home and so cannot send it across immediately. I want you to have no fears about my being. I am real in every
sense of it, just believe me and do all your best to assist me so that I can have peace of mind when you receive the fund
and arrange for us to come over to your country.
I have forwarded your detail to my family lawyer who will assist
in procuring all the necessary documents that will effect the smooth conclusion of this transaction. Please cooperate with
him when he calls you so that the two of you can work together on this.
Please if you have any futher question
to ask don't hesistate to ask him. I will find time to call you when my health improves. My son Magnus will always be availabe
to respond to your mails based on my instructions when I read them.
Please my dear brother am counting on you
and believing that by the special grace of God if you work as planned this transaction will be concluded soonest.
Thanking you for your understanding
and concern.
I look forward to read from you again.
God bless you.
Mrs.Doreen Kabila
DONNY
Dear Ms. Kabila,
So nice to
hear from you again. I look forward to hearing more from you and to seeing a picture of your smiling face.
I am at your service dear lady.
Donny Osmond
DOREEN
My dear Donny Osmond,
I am sorry
for my inability to send you mail in the last few days. I have been sick and so could not get on the computer. My son as you
know is in school and so could not attend to my mails. Please bear with me, he will scan my picture and send to you as soon
as he comes in from school. I am really sorry about the delays.
I want to know if my family lawyer has been able
to get across to you with the details, kindly let me know if he has called you.
Hope to rad from you soon.
God
bless you.
Mrs.Doreen Kabila.
MAGNUS
Dear Sir,
Good day to you. This
is Magnus writing on behalf of my mother Mrs.Doreen Kabila. Sir, we are really very sorry for the delays in pursuing this
transaction which was as a result of my my absence due to school activities.
I tried to call you yesterday but
the phone kept cutting up which is due to poor communication problem in our country. My mum has asked me to send you some
of the documents that has to do with this transaction and her picture to which I hope will let you know that you are dealing
with humans.
Please Sir try and help us so that
we can move out from here. My mum has been sick with no one to assist. She has virtually spent all the money she we
were left with since my father died. All our hope is in the safety of this fund in your hnads. Sir, we will appreciate
if you can contact the bank where the money is deposited immediately.
The lawyer just sent the documents to us
this morning, he said he will be travelling to Thailand to attend a summit there.
Here is the contact information
of the bank as well as the conatct person:
CREDIT FIRST SUISSE BOSTON
(EUROPE) LTD.
1 Cabot Square, London E14 4QJ United Kingdom
TEL: +44-770-6571900
FAX: +44-870-1207686
Email:
paultridigdo_csfb@yahoo.co.ukWebsite Address: www.csfb.comPaul Tridigdo (Credit Manager, Credit
Suisse)
Please endeavour to contact the
bank as soon as possible. Please always send us your correspondence with the bank to let us know your discussions with them.
It will be a great relief to my mum if she hears of the progress in this transaction.
Thanking you for your understanding
as we look forward to read from you.
Yours,
Magnus {For Doreen Kabila}
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| A Pic We've Seen Before Attached to Mariam Abacha |
DONNY
Magnus,
Is this some kind of joke? I want to speak with
your mother. The picture that you sent to me is a picture of my dear old friend, Mariam Abacha, the widow of the late
Nigerian president Sani Abacha. What kind of scam are you trying to run on me here. Is this one of those
419 programs?
Wait until I speak with your mother, young man. Shame on you.
Donny
Osmond
MAGNUS
Dear Mr.Donald Osmond,
Nice hearing from you again. Sir, I wish
to clarify here that the picture I sent you is the true picture of my mother. She is a brazilian but got married to
my late dad. She used to be very fat but her ill health has contributed to her present look. It is also worthy to know that
you are a friend of the Abacha's from Nigeria and I see it as a good omen to be in contact with a personality like you. We
therefore do not have any fears to entrust you with the fund as it is our hope of survival.
Sir, am not trying to convince you with what am saying here but
if you can give it the benefit of doubt contact the bank as you have been directed and make enquiry about this fund.
Sir, it is needless calling me names when you have not heard
from my mum. You can imagine me leaving school just to see that I assist my mother with this to see if she can get medical
attention when you have received the fund. I value my studies so much but the fear of loosing my mother has made it difficult
for me to stay back at school to attend lectures even as my exams is coming up soon.
As it is she said that if you are not convinced with the information
that am giving you on her behalf that there is no way you can believe her even when she speak to you. She concluded by saying
that you are free to back out if you think there is no truth in the information that has been given to you so far.
She is very willing to speak with you but you have to be patience
until she comes out from the hospital.
I tried calling you after reading he last mail you sent, someone
picked up and said he did not know who Magnus is, it also surprised me as I thought you gave us your direct line. I will try
and call you again later tonight.
Meanwhile she directed me to send copy of her birth certificate as
well as copy of the last medical report she had.
Sir, we are counting on you and hoping that you will see reasons
with this and try to help us.
We appreciate your understanding and look forward to hear from you.
My mother send you greetings.
Magnus
DONNY
Magnus,
Please forgive the tone of my earlier e-mail. You
see that I am very suspicious by nature. You have to be suspicious these days with so many dishonest people in the world.
Now I know now that you would never try to joke or trick me. You sound like an honest young chap.
Your
mother looks just like my friend, Mariam Abacha. I am attaching a picture of Mariam for you to see how much they
look alike. Don't you think they look alike? Maybe twins separated at birth?
Thank you for
trying to call me. Please forgive the rudeness on the phone of my brother, Merrill. He gets jealous when
people call and it is not for him. So, please just tell them that you are calling for Donny Osmond and your name is
"Magnum P.I." Magnum PI will be our secret password. I will tell him to please give the phone to me if someone
called Magnum PI calls. Don't take no for an answer.
I really like your mother, Doreen.
I can't wait to talk to her when she gets out of the hospital. Do you have any other pictures of her? Maybe
some in a swimsuit or underwear or something like that? That would be great if you would send me that.
Maybe some day Doreen and I can marry and I could be your stepfather. It sounds like you need a male role model
in your life.
Tell your mamma that my thoughts and prayers are with her and that I wish her a speedy
recovery from whatever illness she may have. I hope that it is not the AIDS virus. That stuff is really bad.
Later,
Donny Osmond
MAGNUS
Dear Sir,
Your mail has been acknowledge and I did sent the printed
copy of it to my mother in the hospital. She also said that It will be a good thing to see your picture too.
She prayed you to assist us in anyway you can so that you will
be able to secure a medical appointment for her there in the USA. She also want to know wether you have contacted the bank
and the outcome of your discussion with them with regard to the transfer of the fund.
Sir, we will also like you to send us a letter of invitation
that will enable us to get visa to come to USA after you have received the fund. Please let us know when you prepare the invitation
letter so that we can give you address on how to send it to us so that we can take it to the embassy. Also I think that the
medical appointment will enable my mum to get an urgent visa.
Meanwhile, my mum is suffering from kidney problem, she need
to undergo a kidney transplant in a reputable hospital.
Please Sir, try and see that you get in touch with the bank so
that something urgent could be arranged for my mum's medical check there in USA. I know that there are good hospitals in USA
that can take care of that effectively which we don't have in Africa. The most important thing is to secure the release of
this fund to you which I hope will be effected as soon as you contact the bank with the relevant documents that has been giving
to you.
I will be going to school tomorrow evening to check when they
fixed our examination date. I will be back on Monday evening to see how everything goes and if you have any information for
my mum.
Thank you once again as we look forward to a good news from you.
Magnus.
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| Donny Is The One In The Middle |
DONNY
Dear Sir Magnum,
You are a good son, taking care of your Mamma
and everything. I have five boys of my own but they are living with their mother, who is an evil person who ran away
from me.
I have a friend who works in the cafeteria at the hospital and he said that he could
pull some strings to get Mummy admitted here. They do kidney transplants but they also do cosmetic surgery like
bariatric surgery, breast augmentation and tummy tucks, that sort of thing.
I don't know Doreen very well
and I have never seen her naked so I don't know if I want to marry her, but I am willing to donate one of my kidneys.
You understand that we are all born with two kidneys and that our body can function perfectly well on just one?
Well, I have a spare then and I am willing to give it to Doreen. I have talked to my friend at the hospital and
he said that he would arrange for it. I know this may sound unbelievable to you, but believe it. When Donny Osmond makes
friends with someone, he will give them anything.
So, my son, tell your Mamma to buy some plane tickets and get
over here to Salt Lake City Utah. You can stay with me. I have a nice little house on the mountain side where
we all can stay. I assume that you are coming over also? We are a fifteen minute drive to the hospital from here.
I will be preparing a letter of invitation. Is is for both of you or just for Doreen? You are both welcome.
There
is one condition. If I am willing to sponsor Doreen, she must agree to marry me once she arrives. My LDS religion
does not let me live with another woman, other than relatives, unless I am married to them. Will she agree to this condition?
I will make a good husband for her and take great care of her. I have a good job and make plenty of money.
You do not have to worry about any of that. I am sending a picture so she knows what I look like.
I apologize for the two girls in the picture, but it was the only one I could find. Ask your mum if she thinks that
I am handsome. If so, please have Doreen send me a nude picture of her.
I contacted my bank, Zions Bank,
and they said that they would be happy to set up an account for Doreen.
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
MAGNUS
Dear Mr.Osmond,
I want to thank you most sincerely for your
concern and all the good plans you have put in place for my mum's treatment and plans to set up an account for her. Please
note that the account has to be in your cares as we do not know the banking policy over there in America. We appreciate it
all and my mum is willing to accept your offer of marriage if things work out fine.She is full of thanks for offering to donate
one of your kidneys to replace hers. This is awesome and it really tells that you are such a good person.
I am also coming so the invitation has to be for the both of us.
Have you prepared it? Let us know so that I can give you the address you will send it to for us to pick it up and proceed
to the embassy for visas.Please tell your friend to wrk on the appointment with the hospital so that they can give your the
appointmet letter also.
Have you received the money from the bank? Please let us know the situation of things.
Sir, I want you to understand that my mum is a good person and I believe she will make a good
wife if you find her worthy to be your wife. The most important thing is to save her life. Sir,please, I don't want to be
rude here but please understand this. I don't think it is right for me to see my mum's nakedness. It is forbidden for me to
see her naked picture or don't you think so. I want you to be patient and allow everything to take a just cause and you will
have her there with you.
Please sir, work on this things so that we can come over and settle down with you over
there.I have never felt welcomed by any man since my father was assasinated. It will be a great relief for me if you will
play a dad's role in my life when we meet by the grace of God.
My mum send you greetings. Thank
you for all your effort and may god richly bless you.
Yours,
Magnus
DONNY
Magnus,
I would be proud to call you my son. You seem
like a very intelligent and sincere young man. You have a lot of promise over here in America. I can help to set
you up with a good job.
Yes, I am ready to proceed with this business. My bank is Zion National
Bank here in Salt Lake. I have set up an account for us.
Give your mother my most sincere greetings
and my love. I have contacted my friend at the hospital and he is making arrangements for the transplant. What
is Doreen's blood type? This is important.
I will be preparing the invitation for the two of you to come
to America. I live near Salt Lake City, Utah. Have you heard of it. It is a very beautiful place.
I agree with you that is not proper at all for you to see your mum without clothing and I do not see it as rude
for you to bring it up. That is not a good thing for a son. Please have a lady friend of Doreen's to take
the picture please and have her send it directly to me. That way, you do not see it. This may not be customary
in your country, but trust me, here in Utah people do it all the time. It is really much easier this way, before you
get into the marriage commitment and all that you need to know that you are physically attracted to your mate.
Magnus,
I will reward you and your mother richly for being such decent and honest and beautiful people. Although we have just
met, I feel like we are family already. I look forward to starting this new adventure for the three of us.
Sincerely,
Donny
Osmond
MAGNUS
Dear Sir Donny,
Thank you for your last mail and complements.
We are happy to hear that you are ready to proceed with this transaction. Yet I feel bad that you still don't understand how
I feel about the picture you are still demanding for. Sir, will you take my mum to be a decent person if you see her naked
just like that? Sex I understand is better discussed with the people concerned.You can see that my mum's condition at the
moment do not need all this stress and pressure. You need to understand this if you mean to assist us.
For me I don't see anything different from just seeing that kind
of picture. I know that there are many beautiful women out there in America that are willing to meet you if you need them.
If you really want to assist mum why not wait until we come over. Moreover you should understand that my mum is a public figure
if not of my father's assasination. Mind you that sending her picture through the internet is not secured. To be frank I have
not mentioned this to her because I feel ashmed to tell her this and I will never do that because God will not forgive me
if I do it. I also do not like the idea that she should ask a female to take the pics.
Even if that is done, it still has to be washed by a male folk as
we don't have a digital camera.
Please Sir, I am begging you in the name of God not to let this divert
your direction as you have already started on a good note. If not for anything the life of my mother that is at stake
and need urgent medical attention. Mum's blood type is O.
Sir, kindly let us know if you have contacted the bank and when they
are going to make the transfer to your account. Also if you have prepared the invitation do send it to us.
Please give me your direct cell phone number, I have called the number
you gave me several times and not getting you online.
Counting your usual understanding. Thanks and God bless you sir.
Magnus.
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| Donny Flashing The Peace Sign for Doreen |
DONNY
Magnus,
Please my son, this is serious. I am not playing
some child's game here. I am offering your dying mother a chance at life through my kidney and my proposal of marraige.
You need to take some responsibility. Not everything in life is easy you know.
I do not ask of this
for some kind of weird sexual gratification. It is because I have a rare psychological condition called Nakafeelymania
that does not allow me to actually feel any kind of love or affection for a woman until I have seen her unclothed. Once
I have seen her unclothed, then she has my absolute undying never ending love and devotion. I don't care if her hair
is messy or anything like that. I apologize to you and your mother for this, but I have had this condition for years
and my doctor tells me that it is best that I just work through it but only to be very careful on which women that I see naked.
Because I fall in love with them everytime. I once saw my grandmother naked as a child and followed her around like
a puppy for a full month. So, you see this is very serious and I only have honorable intentions for your dear
mother. But I feel as though I hardly know her unless I see her naked. Please understand! Just send me a
picture.
Magnus, there are many things that I will teach you in the future and one of them is a lesson on making
things happen, with no excuses. If you want Doreen to live and you want to have a new life in American, then you will
make this happen with no questions. If you cannot, then we really don't have much further to discuss.
Please
do the right thing for your mamma.
I am sending a new picture of me to Doreen. Please make sure that she
sees it and find out if she thinks that I am handsome or not.
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
DONNY
Magnus,
Good day son. Any success on getting the picture
for me? Or just more excuses?
Donny
DONNY
Magnus,
Is your mamma out of the hospital yet? I still want
to see her dammit.
Daddy Donny
MAGNUS
Dear Donny Osmond,
I still find it difficult to believe that you
want to help my mum in these difficulties. How could you be asking for her naked picture when you are aware that she is lying
critically ill in the hospital.
I believe you have conscience and should know what to do if you mean
to love her and want to assist us.
She is still in there hospital and I think what you are asking for
is the most difficult thin g for her to do right now.
Please Sir, if you don’t want to help us with this, kindly
return the documents that has been sent to you. I realize you don’t want to assist us after knowing what my mum is going
through. If you still want to help go ahead and contact the bank so that you can get the money out and send money to us so
that we can get our visas and come over for my mum to have her medical check up.
If you not ready to assist us
with this destroy the documents you have with you so that we can look for another person that can assist us. You are not making
things easier for us by asking for this when my mum is dying here.
I hope you can come up with something good in the next few days so
that we can start processing our visas to come over.
I hope you will understand and try to help us or else we have no
other option than to look for another person.
Thank you and God bless you.
Magnus.
DONNY
Magnus,
I thought that we had a deal. Are you a man or a
mouse? If you are a man, you will deliver on your end of the business deal. And that is to get me a picture of
your mother in a state of nudity or at least some sexy lingerie. That is not too much to ask for all that I am
planning to do for you. I am bringing you to America and for God's sake young man, I am offering your mother MY
KIDNEY! What are you offering me?
If it were my mum I would cut off my own left testicle to save
her life. Somehow you can't even bring yourself to get me a naked picture of her. Do you not understand
how important this is to an American man?
Come on man, if you want to save your mum, you have to do what
you have to do.
Donny
DONNY
Magnus,
Come on man, I am very busy and important and do not have
all day to wait on you. Is there a problem. I have my people at the hospital waiting for answers and
dates of the operation.
Don't let me down. Don't let your mother down.
I
am being to believe that this may be too much for you. If I do not hear from you within 48 hours, all plans are
off. Do I make myself clear?
Donald K. Osmond
MAGNUS
Dear Sir.Donny Osmond,
I have finally printed all the mails you
sent and send to my mum in the hospital. It seems you are serious with this issue and mum has obliged to this request so long
as you don't betray her by displaying the picture in your house. As a matter of fact she said that she will need a digital
camera to do that by herself as she will not like anyone to see her naked even me. in this regard she said that you should
please find a means of sending her a digital camera to enable her take the picture by herself and send to you.
Also the hospital in South Africa where she is presently are asking
for the money she is owing them before she can leave the hospital, so you see there is much problem there. And until she get
the digital camera there seem to be no other way that she can do that.
Sir, if there is anyway you can assist with that please do it for
my sake as I have no one to turn to if my mum dies. I am tired of coming here to write mails when no progress is recorded.
Infact am so confused right now. If you can assist us with that let us know so that we can let you know how to send it to
us. My mum said that I should say hi to you.
Expecting to read from you again.
Magnus.
DONNY
Magnus,
Thank you for your lovely letter. I hope that
you and your mum are just groovy.
I'm glad that you have finally realized how important this is
and how serious that I am about seeing your mum naked before I give her my kidney. I can assure you that this
is strictly a private matter and that no one else will ever see her lovely pictures.
I will not
agree to purchase a digital camera for you at this time. You must find a way to do this on your own. Digital
cameras are everywhere these days and I'm sure that you could either steal or borrow one. Then just hook it to
the computer and e-mail me the pictures.
Once I have received the pictures, you will have my complete
trust and confidence. If you are a man of your word, then I will be a man of my word. I will open my wallet
and share all my American dollars with you. Once I love somebody, I love them all the way. And once I have seen
them naked, then I believe that I can be in love with them. Please send your mum my most sincere wishes that we
can be together someday. I will make her healthy with my kidney that will be transplanted into her body and let
her know that is not the only body part that I want to stick into her.
So, again, thank you for being
such and honorable young man. I am beginning to believe that you have the strength and maturity to be my son.
Love,
Donny (dad)
DONNY
Son Magnus,
How are you boy? I need to get some pictures
fairly soon. My friends at the hospital are getting impatient with me because I have not set a date for our kidney trade.
Please advise your dear mum that time and money are precious and that Donny is trying very hard to make things happen for
good for both of you.
Sincerely,
Dad
Son Magnus,
I am still waiting patiently for you and your mum.
I hope that everything is okay there. Please get back to me and get me my picture as soon as you can. Once we
have the photographic goods of necessity, I will wire you and your mum some money to get this whole big ass business deal
moving. I am looking forward to being rich with you and your mum!
Donny Osmond
Magnus,
The deal is off. Tell you mum to keep her fat butt
and her saggy old tits to herself. I don't want to see them and I certainly don't want to marry them.
I
hope that she can find someone else willing to give her a kidney.
Good riddance you ungrateful son.
Donny
Osmond
Magnus,
Look kid, maybe I was too hard on you. Tell your
mamma that I'm still interested in her.
What can we do to work this deal out? I am willing to comprimise
if you are.
Dad Donny Osmond
MAGNUS
Dearest Mr.Donny,
Thank you for your mail. I most thank you for
understanding of our predicament and your ever willing heart to assist us. Sir, I must say that you have every right to demand
whatever you are demanding from my mum. But what I want you to understand is that her situtaion at the moment does not welcome
that and as such we are handicapped with the situation as we can not handle if you cannot wait tomeet usin USA when everything
is concluded. We are notrunning away from you. I know you are willing to make a sacrifies for my mum's sake and all the good
plans you have for me. This I will ever remain greatful to you if only you can be patient and allow everything to take ajust
cause.
Sir, I don't need to stick on this as I believe you know what to
do to get this going. Please consider our situation and do something to save our situation. Mum is the only one
I have and cannot afford to loose her.
Think about this Sir.Donny. God blessyou as you come in to assist
us positively.
Magnus.
DONNY
Son Magnus,
So what can I do to help you and your mum even though
I do not feel personally attracted to her and I have told the hospital that the kidney transplant is cancelled? I would
like to do something to help if I can. Maybe I can get you a scholarship to go to college? Maybe I can get you
a job in the U.S. Think about it and let me know.
With the love of God Allah,
Donny
MAGNUS
Dear Sir.Donny,
Greetings to you. I am sorry I have not been able
to email you due to my studies at school. I don't really know how I can thank you enough for the offers. Thank you for your
kindness.
Sir, as it is now, all you need to do is to contact the bank since
all the documents has been given to you so that they can make the transfer to your nominated bank. When that is done you can
then send money to us for our air fare and BTA.
I will be expecting to hear from you to know how far you have gone
about it. My mum send you greetings.
God bless you Sir.
Magnus.
DONNY
Dear Son,
Thank you for your response finally. Please tell
me how your mother is doing. I have heard nothing lately. How do I know that she is even alive. Maybe
you are joking with me. You said it was kidney but I am not sure. It isn't AIDS is it. Because
if it is AIDS then the whole deal is off. You see ultimately, I still do want to get into your mamma's pants and
have wild sexual relations with her. I no longer care if you send me a naked picture or not. But I have
to know that she is healthy and young enough to please me. Can she still get it on without a kidney? This
is very important to a red blooded America man. I can have any woman that I want, but I have chosen Doreen to please
me.
Now, what are you talking about with the bank information. I know of no such thing.
If you sent it to me earlier, I have erased it because you refused to send me that naked picture of Doreen. So, send
me whatever information you need to send me so that I can help the old sick wench out.
Please have Doreen
e-mail me directly so that I know that she isn't too sick. A new (not nude) picture would be nice too.
Love,
Donny
(Dad)
MAGNUS
Dear Sir.Donny,
I wish to thank you imensely for everything. Mum
is doing well right now. I have told you that she is not having AIDS. There is nothing like AIDS in her health problem. She
is very okay just the kidney issue that need to be corrected and she will be in her best again.
I am forwarding
to you all the documents that has beenn sent to you and the last medical report she had and the contact information of the
bank where the money is logded. Why am sending it to you again is that the bank will likely ask you to provide all these information
before they can transact any business with you on our behalf. It is my hope that you work on this and get back to us asap.
My mum is greeting you and is looking forward to meet you soon. Mum would have loved to speak with you if we can have
your direct number to call you when it will be convenient for her.
Here is the contact information of the bank
as well as the conatct person:
CREDIT FIRST SUISSE BOSTON (EUROPE) LTD.
1 Cabot Square, London
E14 4QJ United Kingdom
TEL: +44-770-6571900
FAX: +44-870-1207686
Email: paultridigdo_csfb@yahoo.co.ukWebsite Address: www.csfb.comPaul Tridigdo (Credit Manager, Credit Suisse)
Please endeavour to contact the bank as soon as possible. Please
always send us your correspondence with the bank to let us know your discussions with them. It will be a great relief to my
mum if she hears of the progress in this transaction.
Thanking you for your understanding as we look forward to read from
you.
Yours,
Magnus{For Doreen Kabila
DONNY
Dear Paul Tridigdo (Credit Manager, Credit Suisse),
I am writing
at the request of this kid named Magnus Kabila. Maybe you've heard of him. Well the truth is that I am in love
with his mum, named Doreen Kabila. Even though I have never seen her naked or slept in the same bed with her, I want
to marry her. She has a bad kidney. I want to bring her and the kid over to America someday. Then
I can be getting it on with Doreen every night and every day and the kid can go to college or something. I can get her
a new kidney.
The mum, Doreen, has told me that she will give me 30% of their family fortune.
Anyway,
the kid suggests that I send some money over so that he and his mom can take care of some banking business before we do this.
I would also like to throw in enough money to buy a digital camera.so perhaps the kid can snap a few provocative photos of
his mum and send them to me. What do you think?
What information do you need from me and what procedures
do we use to make this transaction.
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
MAGNUS
Dear Sir,
I write to let you know that am highly disappointed
on the mail you sent to the bank. I don't think that any right thinking person should write that kind of mail to an institution
like that.
Magnus.
DONNY
(Poor Magnus says he is crying over his mummy!)
Magnus,
Please. I don't understand. I'm just trying
to explain to the bank why I'm involved with this transaction. I don't want them to think that I am taking advantage
of a widow and her kid. Please, I love you and your mum. Especially your mum. I would never
do anything to hurt you. I just want to help you.
Love,
Daddy Donny
MAGNUS
Dear Sir Donny,
I want you to understand that the tone and the
language you used in that mail should not have come up in the first place. You have all the vital documents with you which
will make them to respond to you. But the mail you sent I don't think it will make them to attend to you. That is what I want
you to understand.
Sir, I will advice you to write a formal letter stating what you want them to do and
address it to the person concerned. If possible you render an apology to them in respect of the first mail you sent to them.
I think it will be better if it is handled that way.
Expecting to know how everything goes from you.
Manus.
DONNY
Son Manus,
Son, I am concerned about the tone and language
or your e-mail. It does seem that you do not respect me or appreciate the sacrifices that I am willing to take on behalf
of you and that old mum of yours. I will write your silly apology and see what your bankers say. If they don't
understand me then I guess that will be their problem.
By the way, I read your mum medical records
and she doesn't have a kidney problem, the old wench has Malaria. MALARIA! That means that if she
gets bit by a mosquito and then that mosquito bites me, then I will also have malaria. I don't know if I can take that
risk. We have a lot of mosquitos here. The only thing that I can think to do, is to bathe her in Backwoods Off!
every day.
Anyway, I will contact your bankers again and see what they say. But listen, this
is really your problem and not mine.
Papa Donny
DONNY
Manus,
By the way. Please ask your mum if she would like
me to send her a picture of my magic Willy. It might bring a smile to her face!
Papa Donny
DONNY
(We try to rattle banker Paul's cage again)
Dear Mr. Paul,
Good day! The kid, Mr. Manus Kabila
has asked me to get in touch with you. I sent you an e-mail earlier and you did not respond. I'm not sure if you
are a serious business man or just a kid friend of Mr. Kabilia.
What do I need to do in order to
help this little kid and his mum? I assure you that my intentions are honorable sir. The kid is afraid
that I am just trying to get into his mum's pants. That is not the case, I assure you.
Please, let's keep
this strictly business and not personal. What do I have to do in order to get a few U.S. dollars to Ms. Kabila to get
her happy and loosened up. I would also like to send enough money over there for a digital camera. Or perhaps
you could loan them one? I would appreciate it if you could do that for me.
I'm pretty smart and
I have a good bank account, so I think we can figure this thing out if you know what I mean man. Talk to you later
dude.
Sincerely,
Donald K. Osmond
DONNY
Manus,
I hope that you are not still in tears you cry baby.
I have not heard back from your banker man. Maybe he's too busy? What is happening with your mum?
Tell her that I still love her and want to see her naked some day.
Good day!
Donny
Dear Magnus,
I have not heard from you or your attorney or your
mother. What the hell is going on here! Is this some sort of sick and twisted game that you are playing on me,
trying to get me interested in having sex with your mother and then asking me for money?? Is that what is going on???
If it is, then shame on you!!!! Shame, shame, shame. Trying to sell your own mother's body over the Internet
is just sick. Just sick. I hope that you go to hell and die.
Daddy Donny
DONNY
(Last call. If no response, then we'll call this goof good.)
Dear Banker Paul,
I never heard back from you. Is there
a problem? This kid, Magnus Kabila, needs our help. Come on man! What kind of banker are you?
Donny
Osmond
Step-father to Magnus Kabila and engaged to marry the very hot Doreen Kabila
DOREEN
(Finally Mamma Doreen is out of the hospital)
Dear Donny,
I am sorry I have not been able to email.
I have just been released from the hospital. I wish to thank you for all your efforts and concern.I am writing to know the
situation of things now. How far have you gon with the bank? Has the transfer been effected? Please update me.
Doreen
DONNY
Doreen,
Thank God that you are out of the hospital. I have
been praying for you every day. I hope that you are cured and now capable of engaging in horizontal mambo activities.
Your son Magnus has tried to help me to help you but he is far too young and irresponsible to handle the kind
of things that I have in mind. Has Magnus told you how much that I have fallen in love with your picture, your
words and your spirit? Has he told you that I had tried to arrange for a kidney transplant here in the U.S. and that
I would give you one of my kidneys? Do you have any idea how much I am willing to sacrifice for you and your love?
I
suspect that Magnus has hidden from you what I have expressed as my desires for you. He is a good son. But now
that it is you and me connecting and talking as adults, we can finally communicate directly. I must ask you at
this time if you have seen my pictures? If so, do you find me handsome? People tell me that I am handsome.
I have plenty of money. Do you need to see more pictures? I will take my clothes off for you if you ask
me.
Doreen, I have been looking for a woman like you for all of my life. Would you be willing to marry
me? I hope that you are over you grieving after losing your husband.
Please let me know
if you find my offer acceptable. I know that this is sudden after coming out of the hospital but you must know that
the entire time you were in the hospital I did nothing but sit here and think and pray about you. God has told me that
you are the chosen one for me. We must listen to God's commands. Please write me back as soon as possible Doreen.
I
love you more than any man every can and ever will.
Donny Osmond
DONNY
Doreen,
What is happening on your end? Did you get my e-mail?
Are we ready to move forward on this relationship or perhaps you already have a man in your country who is more handsome and
has more money than Donny Osmond? Please reply. If I do not hear from you, I will move on with my
life and find another widow to love and get naked with.
Donny
DOREEN
Dearest Donny,
I must commend you for your efforts and prayers
during my ill-health. I cannot really thank you enough here. I just pray that we find time to do everything necessary
as soon as possible to see that the bank transfer the fund to your account. This will enable you to send money to us here
for our ticket.
Dear Donny, to say I love will not be complete until I meet you to prove it. Mangus has told
me everything and the efforts you made. It is sad that after so much effort that the bank is still yet to make the transfer.
Donny, please for God sake what I will advice you now is to call the bank and ask them what they require from you to enable
them make the transfer. You should understand that I just came out from the hospital and has no money as at now. I need you
to either call the bank director or send a fax so thatthey can know the urgency needed for this money to be transfered.
I believe that if you call them and disturb them on phone with all the references and documents you have they will be able
to go through their files and do something urgent.
It will be a thing of joy for me to hear a good news soonest.
Also I wil like you to send us a ltter of invitation that will enable us to get visas. I hope that by the time you work in
this durection things will be concluded sooner than expected.
I love you and I really wanna be with you. I am
gonna prepare good food for you when I come okay.
Remain blessed.
Lot's of love from,
Doreen.
DONNY
Deartest Doreen,
I was so happy to get your e-mail. I am
glad that you are finally cured and that you are home. How are you feeling lately? I'll bet you are full
of strength and energy! I'd love to help you burn off some of that pent up energy!
I am happy to
help you with your bank situation.
Please tell me more about yourself. I feel like I still need
to get to know you as a person, since I have e-mailed mostly with boy Magnus and not with you. What do you look like?
What are your skills besides cooking? Do you have a boyfriend? What are your hobbies?
What kind of car do you drive? How many times a week do you want sex? What is your favorite food? Favorite
color? Favorite position? What type of music do you like and who is your favorite singer or band?
Anal/Oral? Favorite movies? Favorite books?
Let me know all about you please Doreen.
This will help to seal our love for each other. I am looking forward to your cooking when we get together. Can't
wait to get you into the bedroom. Also, I am a little embarassed to ask this but is it possible that you could
send me a naked picture? Thanks.
Love,
Donny
DOREEN
Dearest Donny,
I am glad to read from you again. I quite understand
how you fell dear, wanting to know all about me. That is good. I am feeling great and I thank God for being on my sideduring
this trying period. It has not been easy but God was there for me all along. Magnus my son has tried so much and would have
done more if not his age. I am very proud of him for all the assistance and care he has for me.
You on the other hand has show the kind of love and concen that can
only be compared to my late husband's love for me when he was alive. He was all for me and stood to help when there was need
for that. He death took love away and I just hope that you will be to me what he was and even more.
I am a very
understanding person, I love men that are intelligent, understanding, caring and can treat me like a woman and above all someone
that will take me and my son Magnus as his for he is my pride and I want to live to make him happy.I have everything you need
to have in a woman and will always give you a good treat, hope you will understand. I love Celine Dion's music a lot, i love
to dance too.
Donny, it is not a bad idea to demand for my naked pics. Do you really love me? If you do as you
have made me to believe why not wait until I come to the States. If you want me to be naked through out the day in the house
I will do that so far as it will make you happy. To me it is a minor thing but I wait you to be fine. The beauty of a woman
does not show in her being naked okay. This is what you must know. The most important thing you should work on is to see that
the fund is transfered so that you can send money to me and Magnus so that we can come over to meet you. I don't want you
to send money to us from your personal purse because there is enough money when they have transfered the money to your account.
What I expect from you is to put pressure on the bank so that they can make the transfer. I need money to shop for me and
Magnus before we can fly because I have spent all the money left in the hospital and still have some bills to settle before
I can live okay.
I would have loved you to call me but fors ecurities that will not be possible as I don't want
my late husband's family to know that am planning to leave Africa soon.
Please my love try and finalise with
the bank to enable them make the transfer as soon as possible. You should take time to call them and explain things to them
instead of writing them mails. Please call them and disturb them so that they can effect the transfer of the fund.
Please
Donny love do something soonest as I can't wait to be in your arms!!!!
Your love,
Doreen
DONNY
Dearest Love Doreen,
Thank you so much for your very sweet letter.
Yes, I really do love you and I think that Cod has brought us together. Tell me how is your health? You
did not say anything about your health. I must know that your health is good. Are you still capable of bearing
children? I want to have many children. I do love you and believe that you are beautiful but I must still
insist on seeing you naked. This is part of my culture and my religious belief that before a man takes a woman to be
his wife that he must look at her digital photo and say to himself, "wow, she really has it going on!" If a man
cannot say that after looking at his future bride's naked photo, then they should not married. This is a religious
test for you my lovely bride to be, my little pooky wooky. I am willing to love you and take care of you and our
children. I want you to run around my house naked all day long and I will chase you around the dining room table.
Does that sound fun to you?
Anyway, I can't wait until we can be together. I am preparing the house for
you and Magnus. Please write me back as soon as you can and send your pictures right away.
Tell Magnus
that Daddy Donny says hello!
Love and Sexy Kisses,
Donny
MARIE
(Enter the fabulous Marie Osmond)
Listen to me you fat old slut, stay away from my husband. I've
just been reading your e-mails to Donny and I don't like the things that you are saying to him. HE IS NOT YOUR MAN,
HE IS MY MAN! He is the father of my five boys. I cannot believe that he would be the slightest bit interested
in you, you old cow. HE IS A SEX CRAZED PIG OF A MAN and I have been the only one who can keep him satisfied with our
monkey sex rituals because I am a professional exotic dancer. You sound like an old shriveled up hag of a grandmother
who probably can't dance. Why would he be interested in you, except he plans to get some nasty naked pictures from you.
DON'T TRY TO SEND HIM ANY PICTURES YOU SLUT. I will erase them and he will never see you. You probably look like
an old gorilla anyway. HE IS JUST TRYING TO USE YOU FOR SEX! Don't you see? I don't plan to let him
talk to you any more. He isn't interested in you as a person or as a future wife. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, HE LOVES
ME!!!! I will not share him with you.
So understand Ms. Kabilia that I will not
take this lying down. I am watching his e-mail every day because I know his password. I will personally
biatch slap any woman who tries to take my Donny away. SO BE FAIR WARNED BIATCH!
Marie Osmond, Professional
Dancer and Wife of Donald K. Osmond
DONNY
(Acting casual, Donny changes his e-mail address and tries to reconnect
with Mummy Doreen)
How is everything on your end? I am in the
process of preparing a room for the two of us and also for your son when you come to live with me in Utah. What
color would you like me to paint the rooms? I am thinking of going with kind of a jungle theme to remind you of
your home in Africa. What dates are good for you like to fly out?
I have heard nothing from
your banker despite several attempts to e-mail him for more information. So, I don't know what to tell you on that.
Maybe you have a better relationship with the dude than I do. He just won't respond to me.
Please don't
forget the picture you promised me.
Love,
Donny
DONNY
Dearest Doreen,
Why haven't I heard from you? I like my
e-mail like I like my loving, once and sometimes twice a day.
Donny
Dear Doreen,
I hope that you are well. I am losing patience
with you. Maybe you are not healthy enough to be my wife. I cannot understand why you do not write to me unless
you are in the hospital again with malaria, kidney failure or AIDS. I cannot play these cat and mouse games anymore.
I need a woman who can please me, not some old fat woman who is in the hospital every other week.
So, unless
I hear from you today, our business deal and my marraige proposal are off. I am sad to say that but I must get
on with my life and quit worrying about you and getting your naked picture someday.
Love and Lascivious
Conduct,
Donny Osmond
DOREEN
Donny Love,
Please don't miss understand me when I don't reply
your mails on time. You should know that I don't have a computer at home since am no longer in Congo. So it's not easy to
get online each day to reply your mails and update you. Please bear with me.
Meanwhile, I directed my family lawyer to write the bank himself.
He said that he has written and was waiting for their response. I will let you know what will be the outcome of their discussion
by tomorrow so that we can know the next step to take.
God bless you.
Love from,
Doreen
DONNY
Doreen,
My love. I am so glad that you are alive!
I thought you were sick or dead. What do you mean that you are no longer in Congo. Where are you?
Have your lawyer take care of this business right away. I want you here in the U.S. so we can get busy doing the
old midnight two step. You better hurry up because I am heading out on a one month concert tour and you won't hear from
me for about a month while I am on the road. Don't worry about all those stories that you've heard about musicians
and their groupies back stage. They mostly just want to get naked and talk, that's all. Did you know that
I sing and dance for a living? I hope that I told you that. Anyway, sweety, can't wait to hear from
you again. Can you send me that picture that you've been teasing me with. Do you have big gabonzas?
I love those big gabonzas!
Love and Big Gabonzas,
Donny
DOREEN
Dear Donny,
I am sick all these. If you don't want to go ahead and finalise with
the bank to enable them transfer the fund let me know. I have already instructed the lawyer to find another person since you
are not putting any pressure on the bank. If nothing is done between now and next week I will stop writing you mail.
Doreen
DONNY
Dearest Honey Doreen,
What is the problem? I do not understand.
I am waiting here patiently for the information and the pictures that you said that you would send to me. Jesus,
don't you know that I'm under a lot of pressure right now. I can't tell you what is happening but there is a woman who
is bothering me here.
Do you remember your last e-mail when you told me to wait to hear from you lawyer.
"Meanwhile, I directed my family lawyer to write the bank himself. He said that he has written and was waiting
for their response. I will let you know what will be the outcome of their discussion by tomorrow so that we can know the next
step to take."
I didn't hear anything from your lawyer. Unless he was
trying to sell me some Viagra or was telling me that my Ebay Account needed updating. What is your lawyer's name?
I erase most of my e-mails if I don't know the name.
I am getting impatient with your delay games.
Send me the picture dammit or our deal is done!
Love and Kisses,
Donny
DOREEN
Donny love,
I really do not know why the bank has not responded
to your mails. I worry a lot about this. Please continue to write an disturb them so that they can do something in that regard.
I
am praying and believing God that they will do something soon.
Love you.
Doreen.
|
| Donny after a pummeling from Marie |
DONNY
Doreen,
My love, how are you? I hope that you are well.
I have been in the hospital with a broken nose, broken jaw and whiplash.
Now I have something very difficult
that I must tell you......I am actually married. This woman who beat me up is my wife, Marie. She was jealousy of you.
I didn't tell you this because I thought that you would stop writing me if you knew that I was a married man and that you
would never be interested in doing the boogie woogie with me. This old lady that I am married to, Marie, is not
very pretty. She is very mean to me. She does not let me drink or watch football on TV or go to the pub
with my friends. She just wants me to stay home and wash dishes and do laundry all the time. She never wants to
do the old twist and shout between the sheets. Not that I would really want to anyway, because she is old and fat and
she has bad breath.
Oh, by the way, it is legal and proper in my church for a man to have more than one
wife if he can support them all. So, I would just plan to add you to my list of wives and I would still keep old Marie
just for a good laugh now and then. Plus she is the mother to five of my boys.
I know that
you would treat me like your king, in the fashion that I deserve from a woman. I know that you can do that. That
is why I keep writing to you in hopes that we can be together someday. I really need that picture. I don't care
how you are posed. I just need to see you and to see some skin. Please send it to me immediately. This will
prove to me that you are an obedient woman to your man.
Don't think anything of my old wife.
She is nothing to me. She tries to read my e-mails sometimes and she says that she has seen some of your e-mails to
me. She thinks that we are having a little love affair. Are we having a love affair? I need to know
if you feel the same way about me that I feel about you Doreen. All the money issues are second to this. I need
to know that you love me. I need to hear from you about how much you love me and what you will do to please me as your
man once I move you here to the good old U.S.A.
Tell me how you feel sugar pie, honey
pie.
Love,
Donny
Doreen Honey,
Sweety, where are you? I really need
to hear from you right now. I'm not getting along very well with that woman, Marie. She is really making my life
hard. I think that she has some boyfriends.
Come on baby, talk to me. Send me
some pictures. I want to get this business done and get you over here in America where I can wet my noodle with
you.
What is this business with your banker man. I haven't heard from him. I don't have
any information about him anymore. What is the plan? Come on, please. I am losing patience.
Having
a naked picture of you would give me a lot of faith about your commitment to me and I would happy to take some chances such
as contacting your banker personally if you would do this for me. You take care of me baby and I'll take care
of you!
Love,
Donny
Doreen,
Okay you sick old broad. What is the problem? Don't
answer my e-mails. Was it because I was honest with you and told you that I had a wife? It would have been okay.
I could have dealt with that old broad. I could be married to both of you.
Since you won't write or send
me your naked picture, I must go. I have a life you know. I am a famous singer! I don't have
time to play these little school girl games with you. All along I never believed that you had millions of dollars to
share with Donny Osmond. But I was willing to help you. I knew that you just wanted to use Donny Osmond and then
toss him aside like some cheap floozy. Well, Donny Osmond is not that kind of man. Donny Osmond is
one damned fine piece of real estate that any other woman on this planet would love to get her hands on!
Goodbye
old hag.
Donny Osmond
(Seems like we're losing Doreen, so I make one more wild plea.)
DONNY
Dearest Doreen,
Please forgive me. I don't know why I behaved
so foolishly and said such cruel things. I guess I was just sexually frustrated because I can't see you or touch you.
You know that I only have lust and good intentions for you. I want to reach out and touch you and help you and
that little boy Magnus so that you can have a good life. Please, what can I do to win your love and trust back?
I
only wonder if you are still alive????
With All My Deepest And Most Sincere Purple Puppy Love,
Donny
DOREEN
Donny dear,
No problem just do your best.
Love
from,
Doreen
DONNY
Doreen,
I am back. I was kidnapped and held for two weeks
by a group of wild pygmies who kept me hidden in a jungle tree house. Finally my wife Marie paid them the ransom they
asked for of $10 million dollars and they set me free. But that was only after weeks of unspeakable torture that they
subjected me to, such as listening to old Donny and Marie albums at full volume, over and over again and having to clip my
own toe nails.
But now I am back and I feel very strong and potent. I would like you to send me that picture
that we've been talking about now. If you will do that I will borrow some money from my wife Marie and send it to you
by Western Onion. Just send me the picture and everything will be fine. Just do as I say please woman.
I can't wait to unleash my manhood upon you.
Sincerely with Sugar on Top,
Donny
DOREEN
Donny Dear,
Am so sorry to hear what happened to you. It's quite
unfortunate and I thank God for sparing your life for me. I know you stand for justice and no one shall harm you in the Mighty
Name of Jesus Christ. I am really terrified on hearing this Donny. Does it then me that coming to America is no longer
safe?
Please let me know so as to know what other plan I should be making. Thank Marie for doing her best to
see that you were set free. Am happy what her efforts and I commend her so much for doing it.
Donny, I have told
you not to worry about my pictures okay. You will have it all when I come just try and see that the bank do their work to
enable you receice the money okay.
God bless you and keep you my Prince.
Love You so much and I
look forward to be with you soon.
Doreen
DONNY
Dearest Doreen,
Thank you for your kind words my love. I
am lucky to be alive after my encounter. Yes, sometimes it is dangerous in America. The pygmies are running wild
across the streets of America, raping and pilaging. But I have a plan to enlist members of the NBA as a counterterrorist
group to confront the pygmies. Have no fear. I have many good friends in the NBA including my uncle Shaq.
Take care and if there is anything Marie or I can do for you please let us know.
Love and Smooches,
Donny
DOREEN
Hi Donny,
haven't heard from you for sometime now. Hope you are
okay. Have you heard from the bank? Please let me know the situstion of things. I really missed you my love.
Doreen
DONNY
Doreen Sweetness,
Thanks for the Rose my love. I'm still
recovering from the kidnapping. I'm going to get revenge on the pygmies.
So, what is this
about the bank. I don't know nothing about no stinkin bank.
I missed you my love. Marie and
I want you to join us. It is legal here in the U.S. for a man to have more than one wife. What do
you say.
Donny
Doreen,
Where the hell have you been my lovely princess???
I wrote to you and you didn't respond. Every time that I think that we are ready to get this plan moving, you dissappoint
me by not complying with my demands. You have not responded to me at all for over a week. Why?
Either
you send me the naked picture that I have politely requested about 100 times, or consider this the end of our lovely relationship.
How am I supposed to know that you are not some homosexual man posing as a woman??? I need to see you to believe you.
Peace
/ Out,
Donny
DOREEN
Donny,
You are at it again. How could you say this. I know
it may not be easy for you to believe me. You have to know of how I desire to meet.
DONNY
Doreen,
Maybe that's not even your name. I am almost certain
that you are a man. I am not a homosexual. Please send me a naked picture of a woman named Doreen or you are a
liar.
Peace / Out,
Donny
Doreen????
Where are you my love??? Sick with the old malaria
or the kidney failure again? Maybe I'll get a young healthy lover.
Donny
Doreen,
I haven't forgotten you. I just got out of jail.
Please write me.
Donny
Doreen Dear,
I am so sorry if I ever did anything to offend you
or make you angry. Please forgive me. I really do love you more than my old wife Marie. I want you to be
my #1 wife. Please write back to me if you are alive.
Donny
DOREEN
Dearest Donny,
I thought you have left me to die here. Well I thank god that you
still find a place in your heart to remember me. I do not know what to say here again. But if you can try to get in touch
with the bank or possible go to London so that you can finalise things with them over there instead of having to write them
mails as it keeps prolonging the whole thing. I was hoping that by now everything would have been concluded. I can't really
put any blame on anyone as my condition has played so much on me.
You can also talk to their operations director Mr.John
Calvin and seek his assitance.
His phone number is: 44-7030404617
I can't get his email address now so try and call him and see
how you can talk to him to look into your earlier application to the bank.
god bless you Donny as you do this. It is my heart desire to be with
you hence we have funds to take care of our air ticket.
Magnus send you greetings.
With love from,
Doreen.
DONNY
Doreen,
OMG! I thought that you were dead or something.
I haven't heard from you in like a month. What's up with that? Have you been sick again? I honestly
believed that I would never see your naked body again. How's that old kidney doing? Do you still need a
transplant? I still have a spare that I can loan you if the doctor says that it is okay.
For you, I'll go to London, Paris, France, anything at all
to see your underpants. You just say the word baby. Because you know that I love you and want to be with
you. Just send me the money for the airline ticket and I'm there.
Tell Magnus hello and that
I am proud of him for being such a good son to you, even though he sometimes can be such a little twit.
Sorry
I haven't written. I had diarreah last week along with a bad case of erectile dysfunction. So, I think that
I'm getting over it, thanks to a healthy dose of whiskey and Viagra. I am much better now and standing at full attention.
Thank you very much.
I will call your banker man first thing in the morning. Meanwhile, do not speak to
any male but me. Not even your banker, milk man or mail man. If you do I will kill them. I must have
you to myself.
Love,
Donny
Doreen,
I have tried all day and night to call Mr.Calvin
and all I get is a busy signal or no answer. Are you sure you gave me the right number honey?
Donny
DOREEN
Date: Sat, 15 Oct 2005 21:57:48 +0200 (CEST)
From: "doreen kabila"
<mrs_doreenkabila1@yahoo.fr>
Subject: Re: MY HEART LONGS FOR YOU DONNY
Please keep on trying. You know they are always very busy but I believe
you will get them on day.
Doreen
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DONNY
Doreen My Love,
How are you my sweetness. I'm glad to hear
from you. I miss you so much. I think about you all the time and what a great life we will have together.
I do have some questions that I must require of you to ask before we proceed any further. I tried Mr. John Calvin just
a minute ago and the phone was busy again.
So my questions are;
1. What is the status of your kidney?
2.
Do you require a transplant?
3. Are you going to live more than a few years?
4. Are you still capable of bearing children?
5.
How many times a day will you be available for sex?
6. How much money are you bringing over with you?
7. Is it possible
that you could leave Magnus there in Nigeria so that we can have time to ourselves here in America?
8. Do you speak English?
9.
Can you drive a car?
10. Can you clean house?
Thank you sweety. You have my undying love and infection.
Can't wait to hear from you and can't wait to see you and get my filthy mits all over you! Please send me one
of your sexy pictures. I am sending you a sexy picture of me. Please ignore the woman in the picture.
I don't know who she is.
Love,
Donny
DOREEN
Dearest Donny,
Thank you very much for your detailed mail. Sorry
for the late reply though. I will try and see how I can get to John's email and send it across to you. Please continue to
try his phone until you get them.
In response to your questions
So my questions are;
1. What is the status of your kidney? God has
healed my kidney problem. I got healed when I attened a night vigil for about 2 weeks. That was why you didn't hear from me.
It's such a miracle as I never believed until I experienced it. God used the pastor that ministered during the conference
to heal me.
2. Do you require a transplant? So no need for a transplant again as am complete healed which the doctor has
confirmed.
3. Are you going to live more than a few years? I will live until God calls me.
4. Are you still capable
of bearing children? It's still possible by the grace of God
5. How many times a day will you be available for sex? As
long sa you need me I will make it up for you.
6. How much money are you bringing over with you? The total money in the
bank is $40.3m
7. Is it possible that you could leave Magnus there in Nigeria so that we can have time to ourselves here
in America? I am not in anywhere in Nigeria as I have never been there. I told you we are in Kinshasa, Congo. Also there is
noway I can leave Magnus in Congo as he is my hope.
8. Do you speak English? Yes.
9. Can you drive a car? Yes
10.
Can you clean house? Yes as that is my duty as a woman.
Please keep on try to reach John until you get him. God
bless you.
MARIE
Dear Mrs. Kabila,
Please stay the heck away from my husband Donny
Osmond. I know that you have been e-mailing him and talking to him about big money and your big boobs. You keep
them to yourself. We don't want to see your type over here. You just stay in your little Africa jungle.
We just don't allow hos around here. If I catch him e-mailing you, I'm going to cut him off from any hootchy coochy
for at least a week. That will teach him and you a lesson.
Marie (the wife of Donny) Osmond
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