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Dear Sir.
It is with heart full of hope that I write to seek your candid
help.I am. Mrs. Doreen Kabila. a woman of 42 years old resident in Democratic Republic of Congo over 25 years ago. I am the
6th wife of the Late Congo President, lerent Kabila who was assassinated few years ago.
You may be surprise to receive my letter, however, I got your
contact from my private search on the internet and decided to contact you for confidential business. Since the
death of my husband, president Lerent Kabila, there has been incessant hostilities spanning in the family over his 'will.
My only son Magnus Kabila. and I have been marginalized by other wives and his first son Joseph Kabila who succeeded him as
the new president of Democratic Republic of Congo. Perhaps because of my closeness with my late husband as his last and youngest
wife or because I am a foreigner.
However, before the death of my husband, Lerent Kabila he posited
the sum of $40.3musd (Forty Million Three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars)in my name in a security company abroad. whose
name is witheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your account
for safe keeping. I promise to give you 20% at the end of the transaction. Observe carefully no risk inherent, so, I urge
you not to underestimate this vision. My only son Magnus and I shall come over immediately the consignment(money) leaves the
security company to meet with you in your country.
The diplomatic Courier company will tag the consignment as rsonal
effect: As soon as I receive your consent, relevant documents will be prepared in your favour authenticating you as the beneficiary
of the consignment. Counting on your quick respond for more detail information.
Best regards,
Mrs .Doreen Kabila.
Dear Mrs.Kabila,
I enjoyed very much getting your e-mail.
I am a lonely American man who would like very much to be able to assist you. I can handle money matters, so that
is no problem for me.
The problem that I have, actually is one of erectile dysfunction. This means that
I have difficulty becoming sexually aroused. I know that there is medication like viagra, but I don't like taking pills.
This is something that I would like to ask of you to help me with. Please send me a picture of yourself in either a
swimsuit or underwear. I will use this picture in order to stimulate myself and attempt to gain an erection.
If I am successful, I will let you know and then I will be more than happy to proceed with our business dealings.
Thank
you very much for your consideration in this someone urgent manner. It is of international importance that I ask
for your help.
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
Dear Donny Osmond
Thank you for your last email. I apologize for my delay in writing
to you, I have been quite busy organizing the relevant documents that would ensure the smooth and hitch free transfer of the
funds to you.
As I have already told you before, please be assured
that you are not exposed to any risks by working with me, as I have already set in motion the documentation for the quick
conclusion of this project.
THE MONEY:-
The money was deposited with a Private Financial & Trust Company
(an international special financial agency) in Europe by my late husband. This company is experienced in safe keeping of treasures
for top African Government officials overseas.
WHAT I WILL DO:-
(1) Because the money was deposited in the Family's name, I shall
send to you a new Certificate of Deposit which will be issued in your name by the finance company.
(2) I will also swear to an Affidavit of transfer of
the funds to you. This gives you legal power as the fiduciary owner/recipient of the money on my behalf. With the above-mentioned documents, you are ready to contact the Financial Company to receive the money.
The Power of Attorney as I said earlier shall empower you to claim the funds on my behalf from the Financial Security Company
in Europe.
WHAT YOU WILL DO: -
(A) .) You have to send me your full names, Company name, telephone
and fax numbers which will be used to process the above mentioned documentations in your favor.
(B.) After I had received this from you, I shall send you the
contact of the Security Company in Europe so that you will contact them and request for the funds on my behalf
(C) On contacting the Finance Company, they will request for the
Certificate of Deposit which I will send to you.
(D) When you have shown them the Certificate of Deposit, they
will give you final instructions on how you will claim the funds. That is all. The process is very simple and straight forward.
Absolutely no risks.
FINALLY:-
When you have claimed the money, I will come over to your Country
to meet with you for the sharing of the money. I am interested in investing the funds in any lucrative investment opportunity
in your Country within your knowledge.
For you cooperation, I have offered you 30% of the money. I believe
that this will keep you from being greedy and refusing to give my Family it's own share of the money when the transaction
is completed.
I look forward to receiving the above requested information i.e
your full names, company name, address, telephone and fax numbers. As soon as I receive the above information, the Finance
Company will be notified and immediate action will commence.
Awaiting your urgent reply.
My best regards,
Doreen Kabila.
Dear Ms. Kabila,
Thank you for your reply. I had been
waiting and wondering if you were real or maybe this was just some sick joke.
Anyway, I understand the instructions
and I am willing to proceed.
I do have one request. I must know that you are a real human
being. I have this thing that since this is an e-mail transaction, I need to know what you look like. Please
send me a photo of yourself. I do appreciate it.
full names - Donald K. Osmond
Company name
- OneBadApple Studios
telephone (801) 532-9338
fax numbers 801-355-5127
(These are phone and fax #'s for a Salt Lake City homeless shelter.
Someone should know Donny Osmond there.)
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
Dear Donny Osmond,
Thank you so much for your detail mail.
Your request has been noted and I will sure send you a picture of me by Monday. I don't have a scanner at home and so cannot
send it across immediately. I want you to have no fears about my being. I am real in every sense of it, just believe me and
do all your best to assist me so that I can have peace of mind when you receive the fund and arrange for us to come over to
your country.
I have forwarded your detail to my family lawyer who will assist in procuring all the necessary
documents that will effect the smooth conclusion of this transaction. Please cooperate with him when he calls you so that
the two of you can work together on this.
Please if you have any futher question to ask don't hesistate to ask
him. I will find time to call you when my health improves. My son Magnus will always be availabe to respond to your mails
based on my instructions when I read them.
Please my dear brother am counting on you and believing that by the
special grace of God if you work as planned this transaction will be concluded soonest.
Thanking you for your understanding and concern.
I
look forward to read from you again.
God bless you.
Mrs.Doreen Kabila
Dear Ms. Kabila,
So nice to hear from you again.
I look forward to hearing more from you and to seeing a picture of your smiling face.
I am at your
service dear lady.
Donny Osmond
My dear Donny Osmond,
I am sorry for my inability to send you
mail in the last few days. I have been sick and so could not get on the computer. My son as you know is in school and so could
not attend to my mails. Please bear with me, he will scan my picture and send to you as soon as he comes in from school. I
am really sorry about the delays.
I want to know if my family lawyer has been able to get across to you with
the details, kindly let me know if he has called you.
Hope to rad from you soon.
God bless you.
Mrs.Doreen
Kabila.
Dear Sir,
Good day to you. This is Magnus writing on behalf
of my mother Mrs.Doreen Kabila. Sir, we are really very sorry for the delays in pursuing this transaction which was as a result
of my my absence due to school activities.
I tried to call you yesterday but the phone kept cutting up which
is due to poor communication problem in our country. My mum
has asked me to send you some of the documents that has to do with this transaction and her picture to which I hope will let
you know that you are dealing with humans.
Please Sir try and help us so that we can move out from here.
My mum has been sick with no one to assist. She has virtually spent all the money she we were left with since my father died.
All our hope is in the safety of this fund in your hnads. Sir, we will appreciate if you can contact the bank where
the money is deposited immediately.
The lawyer just sent the documents to us this morning, he said he will be
travelling to Thailand to attend a summit there.
Here is the contact information of the bank as well as the conatct
person:
CREDIT
FIRST SUISSE BOSTON (EUROPE) LTD.
1 Cabot Square, London E14 4QJ United Kingdom
TEL: +44-770-6571900
FAX: +44-870-1207686
Email:
paultridigdo_csfb@yahoo.co.ukWebsite Address: www.csfb.comPaul Tridigdo (Credit Manager, Credit Suisse)
Please endeavour to contact the bank as soon as possible. Please
always send us your correspondence with the bank to let us know your discussions with them. It will be a great relief to my
mum if she hears of the progress in this transaction.
Thanking you for your understanding as we look forward to
read from you.
Yours,
Magnus{For Doreen Kabila}
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| A Pic We've Seen Before Attached to Mariam Abacha |
Magnus,
Is this some kind of joke? I want to speak with your mother.
The picture that you sent to me is a picture of my dear old friend, Mariam Abacha, the widow of the late Nigerian president
Sani Abacha. What kind of scam are you trying to run on me here. Is this one of those 419 programs?
Wait until I speak with your mother, young man. Shame on you.
Donny Osmond
Dear Mr.Donald Osmond,
Nice hearing from you again. Sir, I
wish to clarify here that the picture I sent you is the true picture of my mother. She is a brazilian but got married
to my late dad. She used to be very fat but her ill health has contributed to her present look. It is also worthy to know
that you are a friend of the Abacha's from Nigeria and I see it as a good omen to be in contact with a personality like you.
We therefore do not have any fears to entrust you with the fund as it is our hope of survival.
Sir, am not trying to convince you with what am saying here
but if you can give it the benefit of doubt contact the bank as you have been directed and make enquiry about this fund.
Sir, it is needless calling me names when you have not heard
from my mum. You can imagine me leaving school just to see that I assist my mother with this to see if she can get medical
attention when you have received the fund. I value my studies so much but the fear of loosing my mother has made it difficult
for me to stay back at school to attend lectures even as my exams is coming up soon.
As it is she said that if you are not convinced with the information
that am giving you on her behalf that there is no way you can believe her even when she speak to you. She concluded by saying
that you are free to back out if you think there is no truth in the information that has been given to you so far.
She is very willing to speak with you but you have to be patience
until she comes out from the hospital.
I tried calling you after reading he last mail you sent, someone
picked up and said he did not know who Magnus is, it also surprised me as I thought you gave us your direct line. I will try
and call you again later tonight.
Meanwhile she directed me to send copy of her birth certificate
as well as copy of the last medical report she had.
Sir, we are counting on you and hoping that you will see reasons
with this and try to help us.
We appreciate your understanding and look forward to hear from
you. My mother send you greetings.
Magnus
Magnus,
Please forgive the tone of my earlier e-mail. You see that
I am very suspicious by nature. You have to be suspicious these days with so many dishonest people in the world.
Now I know now that you would never try to joke or trick me. You sound like an honest young chap.
Your
mother looks just like my friend, Mariam Abacha. I am attaching a picture of Mariam for you to see how much they
look alike. Don't you think they look alike? Maybe twins separated at birth?
Thank you for
trying to call me. Please forgive the rudeness on the phone of my brother, Merrill. He gets jealous when
people call and it is not for him. So, please just tell them that you are calling for Donny Osmond and your name is
"Magnum P.I." Magnum PI will be our secret password. I will tell him to please give the phone to me if someone
called Magnum PI calls. Don't take no for an answer.
I really like your mother, Doreen.
I can't wait to talk to her when she gets out of the hospital. Do you have any other pictures of her? Maybe
some in a swimsuit or underwear or something like that? That would be great if you would send me that.
Maybe some day Doreen and I can marry and I could be your stepfather. It sounds like you need a male role model
in your life.
Tell your mamma that my thoughts and prayers are with her and that I wish her a speedy
recovery from whatever illness she may have. I hope that it is not the AIDS virus. That stuff is really bad.
Later,
Donny Osmond
Dear Sir,
Your mail has been acknowledge and I did sent the
printed copy of it to my mother in the hospital. She also said that It will be a good thing to see your picture too.
She prayed you to assist us in anyway you can so that you will be able to secure a medical appointment for her there
in the USA. She also want to know wether you have contacted the bank and the outcome of your discussion with them with regard
to the transfer of the fund.
Sir, we will also like you to send us a letter of invitation that will enable us to get visa to come to USA after
you have received the fund. Please let us know when you prepare the invitation letter so that we can give you address on how
to send it to us so that we can take it to the embassy. Also I think that the medical appointment will enable my mum to get
an urgent visa.
Meanwhile, my mum is suffering from kidney problem, she need to undergo a kidney transplant in a reputable hospital.
Please Sir, try and see that you get in touch with the bank so that something urgent could be arranged for my mum's
medical check there in USA. I know that there are good hospitals in USA that can take care of that effectively which we don't
have in Africa. The most important thing is to secure the release of this fund to you which I hope will be effected as soon
as you contact the bank with the relevant documents that has been giving to you.
I will be going to school tomorrow evening to check when they fixed our examination date. I will be back on Monday
evening to see how everything goes and if you have any information for my mum.
Thank you once again as we look forward to a good news from you.
Magnus.
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| Donny Is The One In The Middle |
Dear Sir Magnum,
You are a good son, taking care of your Mamma
and everything. I have five boys of my own but they are living with their mother, who is an evil person who ran away
from me.
I have a friend who works in the cafeteria at the hospital and he said that he could
pull some strings to get Mummy admitted here. They do kidney transplants but they also do cosmetic surgery like
bariatric surgery, breast augmentation and tummy tucks, that sort of thing.
I don't know Doreen very well
and I have never seen her naked so I don't know if I want to marry her, but I am willing to donate one of my kidneys.
You understand that we are all born with two kidneys and that our body can function perfectly well on just one?
Well, I have a spare then and I am willing to give it to Doreen. I have talked to my friend at the hospital and
he said that he would arrange for it. I know this may sound unbelievable to you, but believe it. When Donny Osmond makes
friends with someone, he will give them anything.
So, my son, tell your Mamma to buy some plane tickets and get
over here to Salt Lake City Utah. You can stay with me. I have a nice little house on the mountain side where
we all can stay. I assume that you are coming over also? We are a fifteen minute drive to the hospital from here.
I will be preparing a letter of invitation. Is is for both of you or just for Doreen? You are both welcome.
There
is one condition. If I am willing to sponsor Doreen, she must agree to marry me once she arrives. My LDS religion
does not let me live with another woman, other than relatives, unless I am married to them. Will she agree to this condition?
I will make a good husband for her and take great care of her. I have a good job and make plenty of money.
You do not have to worry about any of that. I am sending a picture so she knows what I look like.
I apologize for the two girls in the picture, but it was the only one I could find. Ask your mum if she thinks that
I am handsome. If so, please have Doreen send me a nude picture of her.
I contacted my bank, Zions Bank,
and they said that they would be happy to set up an account for Doreen.
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
Dear Mr.Osmond,
I want to thank you most sincerely for your
concern and all the good plans you have put in place for my mum's treatment and plans to set up an account for her. Please
note that the account has to be in your cares as we do not know the banking policy over there in America. We appreciate it
all and my mum is willing to accept your offer of marriage if things work out fine.She is full of thanks for offering to donate
one of your kidneys to replace hers. This is awesome and it really tells that you are such a good person.
I am also coming so the invitation has to be for the both of us.
Have you prepared it? Let us know so that I can give you the address you will send it to for us to pick it up and proceed
to the embassy for visas.Please tell your friend to wrk on the appointment with the hospital so that they can give your the
appointmet letter also.
Have you received the money from the bank? Please let us know the situation of things.
Sir, I want you to understand that my mum is a good person and I believe she will make a good wife if you find her
worthy to be your wife. The most important thing is to save her life. Sir,please, I don't want to be rude here but please
understand this. I don't think it is right for me to see my mum's nakedness. It is forbidden for me to see her naked picture
or don't you think so. I want you to be patient and allow everything to take a just cause and you will have her there with
you.
Please sir, work on this things so that we can come over and settle down with you over there.I have never
felt welcomed by any man since my father was assasinated. It will be a great relief for me if you will play a dad's role in
my life when we meet by the grace of God.
My mum send you greetings. Thank you for all
your effort and may god richly bless you.
Yours,
Magnus
Magnus,
I would be proud to call you my son. You seem
like a very intelligent and sincere young man. You have a lot of promise over here in America. I can help to set
you up with a good job.
Yes, I am ready to proceed with this business. My bank is Zion National
Bank here in Salt Lake. I have set up an account for us.
Give your mother my most sincere greetings
and my love. I have contacted my friend at the hospital and he is making arrangements for the transplant. What
is Doreen's blood type? This is important.
I will be preparing the invitation for the two of you to come
to America. I live near Salt Lake City, Utah. Have you heard of it. It is a very beautiful place.
I agree with you that is not proper at all for you to see your mum without clothing and I do not see it as rude
for you to bring it up. That is not a good thing for a son. Please have a lady friend of Doreen's to take
the picture please and have her send it directly to me. That way, you do not see it. This may not be customary
in your country, but trust me, here in Utah people do it all the time. It is really much easier this way, before you
get into the marriage commitment and all that you need to know that you are physically attracted to your mate.
Magnus,
I will reward you and your mother richly for being such decent and honest and beautiful people. Although we have just
met, I feel like we are family already. I look forward to starting this new adventure for the three of us.
Sincerely,
Donny
Osmond
Dear Sir Donny,
Thank you for your last mail and complements.
We are happy to hear that you are ready to proceed with this transaction. Yet I feel bad that you still don't understand how
I feel about the picture you are still demanding for. Sir, will you take my mum to be a decent person if you see her naked
just like that? Sex I understand is better discussed with the people concerned.You can see that my mum's condition at the
moment do not need all this stress and pressure. You need to understand this if you mean to assist us.
For me I don't see anything different from just seeing that kind
of picture. I know that there are many beautiful women out there in America that are willing to meet you if you need them.
If you really want to assist mum why not wait until we come over. Moreover you should understand that my mum is a public figure
if not of my father's assasination. Mind you that sending her picture through the internet is not secured. To be frank I have
not mentioned this to her because I feel ashmed to tell her this and I will never do that because God will not forgive me
if I do it. I also do not like the idea that she should ask a female to take the pics.
Even if that is done, it still has to be washed by a male folk
as we don't have a digital camera.
Please Sir, I am begging you in the name of God not to let this
divert your direction as you have already started on a good note. If not for anything the life of my mother that is
at stake and need urgent medical attention. Mum's blood type is O.
Sir, kindly let us know if you have contacted the bank and when
they are going to make the transfer to your account. Also if you have prepared the invitation do send it to us.
Please give me your direct cell phone number, I have called the
number you gave me several times and not getting you online.
Counting your usual understanding. Thanks and God bless you sir.
Magnus.
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| Donny Flashing The Peace Sign for Doreen |
Magnus,
Please my son, this is serious. I am not playing
some child's game here. I am offering your dying mother a chance at life through my kidney and my proposal of marraige.
You need to take some responsibility. Not everything in life is easy you know.
I do not ask of this
for some kind of weird sexual gratification. It is because I have a rare psychological condition called Nakafeelymania
that does not allow me to actually feel any kind of love or affection for a woman until I have seen her unclothed. Once
I have seen her unclothed, then she has my absolute undying never ending love and devotion. I don't care if her hair
is messy or anything like that. I apologize to you and your mother for this, but I have had this condition for years
and my doctor tells me that it is best that I just work through it but only to be very careful on which women that I see naked.
Because I fall in love with them everytime. I once saw my grandmother naked as a child and followed her around like
a puppy for a full month. So, you see this is very serious and I only have honorable intentions for your dear
mother. But I feel as though I hardly know her unless I see her naked. Please understand! Just send me a
picture.
Magnus, there are many things that I will teach you in the future and one of them is a lesson on making
things happen, with no excuses. If you want Doreen to live and you want to have a new life in American, then you will
make this happen with no questions. If you cannot, then we really don't have much further to discuss.
Please
do the right thing for your mamma.
I am sending a new picture of me to Doreen. Please make sure that she
sees it and find out if she thinks that I am handsome or not.
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
Magnus,
Good day son. Any success on getting the picture
for me? Or just more excuses?
Donny
Magnus,
Is your mamma out of the hospital yet? I still
want to see her dammit.
Daddy Donny
Dear Donny Osmond,
I still find it difficult to believe that
you want to help my mum in these difficulties. How could you be asking for her naked picture when you are aware that she is
lying critically ill in the hospital.
I believe you have conscience and should know what to do if you
mean to love her and want to assist us.
She is still in there hospital and I think what you are asking
for is the most difficult thin g for her to do right now.
Please Sir, if you don’t want to help us with this, kindly
return the documents that has been sent to you. I realize you don’t want to assist us after knowing what my mum is going
through. If you still want to help go ahead and contact the bank so that you can get the money out and send money to us so
that we can get our visas and come over for my mum to have her medical check up.
If you not ready to assist us
with this destroy the documents you have with you so that we can look for another person that can assist us. You are not making
things easier for us by asking for this when my mum is dying here.
I hope you can come up with something good in the next few days
so that we can start processing our visas to come over.
I hope you will understand and try to help us or else we have
no other option than to look for another person.
Thank you and God bless you.
Magnus.
Magnus,
I thought that we had a deal. Are you a
man or a mouse? If you are a man, you will deliver on your end of the business deal. And that is to get me a picture
of your mother in a state of nudity or at least some sexy lingerie. That is not too much to ask for all that I
am planning to do for you. I am bringing you to America and for God's sake young man, I am offering your mother MY
KIDNEY! What are you offering me?
If it were my mum I would cut off my own left testicle to save
her life. Somehow you can't even bring yourself to get me a naked picture of her. Do you not understand
how important this is to an American man?
Come on man, if you want to save your mum, you have to do what
you have to do.
Donny
Magnus,
Come on man, I am very busy and important and do not
have all day to wait on you. Is there a problem. I have my people at the hospital waiting for answers
and dates of the operation.
Don't let me down. Don't let your mother down.
I
am being to believe that this may be too much for you. If I do not hear from you within 48 hours, all plans are
off. Do I make myself clear?
Donald K. Osmond
Dear Sir.Donny Osmond,
I have finally printed all the mails
you sent and send to my mum in the hospital. It seems you are serious with this issue and mum has obliged to this request
so long as you don't betray her by displaying the picture in your house. As a matter of fact she said that she will need a
digital camera to do that by herself as she will not like anyone to see her naked even me. in this regard she said that you
should please find a means of sending her a digital camera to enable her take the picture by herself and send to you.
Also the hospital in South Africa where she is presently are asking
for the money she is owing them before she can leave the hospital, so you see there is much problem there. And until she get
the digital camera there seem to be no other way that she can do that.
Sir, if there is anyway you can assist with that please do it
for my sake as I have no one to turn to if my mum dies. I am tired of coming here to write mails when no progress is recorded.
Infact am so confused right now. If you can assist us with that let us know so that we can let you know how to send it to
us. My mum said that I should say hi to you.
Expecting to read from you again.
Magnus.
Magnus,
Thank you for your lovely letter. I hope that
you and your mum are just groovy.
I'm glad that you have finally realized how important this is
and how serious that I am about seeing your mum naked before I give her my kidney. I can assure you that this
is strictly a private matter and that no one else will ever see her lovely pictures.
I will not
agree to purchase a digital camera for you at this time. You must find a way to do this on your own. Digital
cameras are everywhere these days and I'm sure that you could either steal or borrow one. Then just hook it to
the computer and e-mail me the pictures.
Once I have received the pictures, you will have my complete
trust and confidence. If you are a man of your word, then I will be a man of my word. I will open my wallet
and share all my American dollars with you. Once I love somebody, I love them all the way. And once I have seen
them naked, then I believe that I can be in love with them. Please send your mum my most sincere wishes that we
can be together someday. I will make her healthy with my kidney that will be transplanted into her body and let
her know that is not the only body part that I want to stick into her.
So, again, thank you for being
such and honorable young man. I am beginning to believe that you have the strength and maturity to be my son.
Love,
Donny (dad)
Son Magnus,
How are you boy? I need to get some pictures
fairly soon. My friends at the hospital are getting impatient with me because I have not set a date for our kidney trade.
Please advise your dear mum that time and money are precious and that Donny is trying very hard to make things happen for
good for both of you.
Sincerely,
Dad
Son Magnus,
I am still waiting patiently for you and your mum.
I hope that everything is okay there. Please get back to me and get me my picture as soon as you can. Once we
have the photographic goods of necessity, I will wire you and your mum some money to get this whole big ass business deal
moving. I am looking forward to being rich with you and your mum!
Donny Osmond
Magnus,
The deal is off. Tell you mum to keep her fat
butt and her saggy old tits to herself. I don't want to see them and I certainly don't want to marry them.
I hope that she can find someone else willing to give her a kidney.
Good riddance you ungrateful
son.
Donny Osmond
Magnus,
Look kid, maybe I was too hard on you. Tell your
mamma that I'm still interested in her.
What can we do to work this deal out? I am willing to comprimise
if you are.
Dad Donny Osmond
Dearest Mr.Donny,
Thank you for your mail. I most thank you
for understanding of our predicament and your ever willing heart to assist us. Sir, I must say that you have every right to
demand whatever you are demanding from my mum. But what I want you to understand is that her situtaion at the moment does
not welcome that and as such we are handicapped with the situation as we can not handle if you cannot wait tomeet usin USA
when everything is concluded. We are notrunning away from you. I know you are willing to make a sacrifies for my mum's sake
and all the good plans you have for me. This I will ever remain greatful to you if only you can be patient and allow everything
to take ajust cause.
Sir, I don't need to stick on this as I believe you know what
to do to get this going. Please consider our situation and do something to save our situation. Mum is the only
one I have and cannot afford to loose her.
Think about this Sir.Donny. God blessyou as you come in to assist
us positively.
Magnus.
Son Magnus,
So what can I do to help you and your mum
even though I do not feel personally attracted to her and I have told the hospital that the kidney transplant is cancelled?
I would like to do something to help if I can. Maybe I can get you a scholarship to go to college? Maybe I can
get you a job in the U.S. Think about it and let me know.
With the love of God Allah,
Donny
Dear Sir.Donny,
Greetings to you. I am sorry I have not been
able to email you due to my studies at school. I don't really know how I can thank you enough for the offers. Thank you for
your kindness.
Sir, as it is now, all you need to do is to contact the bank since
all the documents has been given to you so that they can make the transfer to your nominated bank. When that is done you can
then send money to us for our air fare and BTA.
I will be expecting to hear from you to know how far you have
gone about it. My mum send you greetings.
God bless you Sir.
Magnus.
Dear Son,
Thank you for your response finally. Please
tell me how your mother is doing. I have heard nothing lately. How do I know that she is even alive.
Maybe you are joking with me. You said it was kidney but I am not sure. It isn't AIDS is it.
Because if it is AIDS then the whole deal is off. You see ultimately, I still do want to get into your mamma's
pants and have wild sexual relations with her. I no longer care if you send me a naked picture or not. But
I have to know that she is healthy and young enough to please me. Can she still get it on without a kidney?
This is very important to a red blooded America man. I can have any woman that I want, but I have chosen Doreen to please
me.
Now, what are you talking about with the bank information. I know of no such thing.
If you sent it to me earlier, I have erased it because you refused to send me that naked picture of Doreen. So, send
me whatever information you need to send me so that I can help the old sick wench out.
Please have Doreen
e-mail me directly so that I know that she isn't too sick. A new (not nude) picture would be nice too.
Love,
Donny
(Dad)
Dear Sir.Donny,
I wish to thank you imensely for everything.
Mum is doing well right now. I have told you that she is not having AIDS. There is nothing like AIDS in her health problem.
She is very okay just the kidney issue that need to be corrected and she will be in her best again.
I am forwarding
to you all the documents that has beenn sent to you and the last medical report she had and the contact information of the
bank where the money is logded. Why am sending it to you again is that the bank will likely ask you to provide all these information
before they can transact any business with you on our behalf. It is my hope that you work on this and get back to us asap.
My mum is greeting you and is looking forward to meet you soon. Mum would have loved to speak with you if we can have
your direct number to call you when it will be convenient for her.
Here is the contact information of the bank
as well as the conatct person:
CREDIT FIRST SUISSE BOSTON (EUROPE) LTD.
1 Cabot Square,
London E14 4QJ United Kingdom
TEL: +44-770-6571900
FAX: +44-870-1207686
Email: paultridigdo_csfb@yahoo.co.ukWebsite Address: www.csfb.comPaul Tridigdo (Credit Manager, Credit Suisse)
Please endeavour to contact the bank as soon as possible. Please
always send us your correspondence with the bank to let us know your discussions with them. It will be a great relief to my
mum if she hears of the progress in this transaction.
Thanking you for your understanding as we look forward to read
from you.
Yours,
Magnus{For Doreen Kabila
Dear Paul Tridigdo (Credit Manager, Credit
Suisse),
I am writing at the request of this kid named Magnus Kabila. Maybe you've heard of him. Well the truth
is that I am in love with his mum, named Doreen Kabila. Even though I have never seen her naked or slept in the same
bed with her, I want to marry her. She has a bad kidney. I want to bring her and the kid over to America
someday. Then I can be getting it on with Doreen every night and every day and the kid can go to college or something.
I can get her a new kidney.
The mum, Doreen, has told me that she will give me 30% of their family fortune.
Anyway, the kid suggests that I send some money over so that he and his mom can take care of some banking business
before we do this. I would also like to throw in enough money to buy a digital camera.so perhaps the kid can snap a
few provocative photos of his mum and send them to me. What do you think?
What information do you need
from me and what procedures do we use to make this transaction.
Sincerely,
Donny Osmond
Dear Sir,
I write to let you know that am highly disappointed
on the mail you sent to the bank. I don't think that any right thinking person should write that kind of mail to an institution
like that.
Magnus.
(Poor Magnus says he is crying over his mummy!)
Magnus,
Please. I don't understand. I'm just trying
to explain to the bank why I'm involved with this transaction. I don't want them to think that I am taking advantage
of a widow and her kid. Please, I love you and your mum. Especially your mum. I would never
do anything to hurt you. I just want to help you.
Love,
Daddy Donny
Dear Sir Donny,
I want you to understand that the tone and
the language you used in that mail should not have come up in the first place. You have all the vital documents with you which
will make them to respond to you. But the mail you sent I don't think it will make them to attend to you. That is what I want
you to understand.
Sir, I will advice you to write a formal letter stating what you want them to do and
address it to the person concerned. If possible you render an apology to them in respect of the first mail you sent to them.
I think it will be better if it is handled that way.
Expecting to know how everything goes from you.
Manus.
Son Manus,
Son, I am concerned about the tone and language
or your e-mail. It does seem that you do not respect me or appreciate the sacrifices that I am willing to take on behalf
of you and that old mum of yours. I will write your silly apology and see what your bankers say. If they don't
understand me then I guess that will be their problem.
By the way, I read your mum medical records
and she doesn't have a kidney problem, the old wench has Malaria. MALARIA! That means that if she
gets bit by a mosquito and then that mosquito bites me, then I will also have malaria. I don't know if I can take that
risk. We have a lot of mosquitos here. The only thing that I can think to do, is to bathe her in Backwoods Off!
every day.
Anyway, I will contact your bankers again and see what they say. But listen, this
is really your problem and not mine.
Papa Donny
Manus,
By the way. Please ask your mum if she would like
me to send her a picture of my magic Willy. It might bring a smile to her face!
Papa Donny
(We try to rattle banker Paul's cage again)
Dear Mr. Paul,
Good day! The kid, Mr. Manus Kabila
has asked me to get in touch with you. I sent you an e-mail earlier and you did not respond. I'm not sure if you
are a serious business man or just a kid friend of Mr. Kabilia.
What do I need to do in order to
help this little kid and his mum? I assure you that my intentions are honorable sir. The kid is afraid
that I am just trying to get into his mum's pants. That is not the case, I assure you.
Please, let's keep
this strictly business and not personal. What do I have to do in order to get a few U.S. dollars to Ms. Kabila to get
her happy and loosened up. I would also like to send enough money over there for a digital camera. Or perhaps
you could loan them one? I would appreciate it if you could do that for me.
I'm pretty smart and
I have a good bank account, so I think we can figure this thing out if you know what I mean man. Talk to you later
dude.
Sincerely,
Donald K. Osmond
Manus,
I hope that you are not still in tears you cry baby.
I have not heard back from your banker man. Maybe he's too busy? What is happening with your mum?
Tell her that I still love her and want to see her naked some day.
Good day!
Donny
Dear Magnus,
I have not heard from you or your attorney or
your mother. What the hell is going on here! Is this some sort of sick and twisted game that you are playing on
me, trying to get me interested in having sex with your mother and then asking me for money?? Is that what is going
on??? If it is, then shame on you!!!! Shame, shame, shame. Trying to sell your own mother's body over
the Internet is just sick. Just sick. I hope that you go to hell and die.
Daddy Donny
(Last call. If no response, then we'll call this goof good.)
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