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Dear David Kabudus Chembers,
Hey dude. Good day to you
and many blisters. My fiancee Mr. Frank Kone has asked me to contact you. I'm not really sure why, but he asked
me to. I am engaged to Mr. Kone and we have some financial transactions that we may need your help with.
I
am an independent business woman and I am very used to dealing with men. Don't think that I am some stupid innocent
young girl. Franky and I are a team, so you have to treat me with the same respect and business manners that you do
with Franky. We will be looking forward to engaging in some business intercourse with you.
XOXOXOXO,
Marie Osmond
Attn Mrs Marie Osmond,
Do not use dude and blisters on me again, I do not beg for jobs
because I am contented with my position here okay.
Anyway your mail was received for a long time, I have spoken to
Dr. Wilfred Okame, as I am their bank legal representive, he has given me the file of your late partner Chief Vincent R Kone
to make charge,and from his name to your name as It was agreed in the biding bond.
Change of Ownership is 1,200.00 EURO.
Affidavit of Oath is
1,000.00 EURO
Stamp duty fess is 300.00 EURO.
Total charges
3000.00 EURO
This charges has to be made payable through Western Unoin
Money Transfer with my Name David Kabudu, Abidjan,Cote D'Ivoire, and forward the control number via email or phone:+225 07
67 60 16. It is on the receipt of the payment that my chamber can handle your job, without delay.
Once-again, thanks for using David Kabudu chambers.
Yours,
David Kabudu.
Dear Marie,
I apologise if I have spoken to you the way you
never liked, please forgive me I don't want anything that will hurt your feelings okay.
Is just that my condition
is not good here that's why I want this money to be transferrd as soon as possible so that I will come over there for
a better life, even my younger sister was rushed to the hospital last nigth, and the doctor told me that I have to deposit
some money before any treatment will be giving to her, up till now I have not raised anything so I'm not happy about the whole
situation.
I got the message you want to send to the lawyer, please send it and let me know your discussion with
him and when they are transfering the money to your account.
I have to go back to the hospital now, and will
come back in the afternoon to check the good news.
Thanks,
Frank.
Dear Lawyer Dave,
Please do not be so rude on me again.
Dude and blisters are common expressions here in America. Dude means a friend and blisters means success.
Why would you not want me to use words that I use all the time? And who are you to correct my language?
Just because you are some fancy lawyer who doesn't beg for jobs? Well excuse me. Unfortuntely, some
of us do have to beg for jobs. I do and and I am not ashamed of it because I make really good money doing what I do.
I am sending Franky a copy of your e-mail so he understands why I am upset.
So dude, if you can
be civil and polite I am willing to do business with you and we will have great blisters together. I understand your
terms very well. Except for the 3000 Euros. I don't have Euros, I have dollars. How can I get
Euros to you when I have dollars? Please explain. I found out that there is a Western Onion office
right here in Ogden so I know where to go. Once you answer my question about Euros, I will go down there tomorrow.
Love
and Smooches,
Marie
Honey,
Thank you so much for the information, I'm so sorry please take
it easy and don't feel hurted, you do not know how I do feel whenever you are upset, all we want is the money to be transferrd
into your account, after that we have nothing to do with the lawyer again, please calm down and follow his instruction and
let this be over once and for all.
I have not done things of nature before and have nobody to stand
for me here, everything is in your hands and they have taking you as the partner of my late father, please what you have to
do is to contact the lawyer again and find out from him how much it is in dollars then you send it to him, I'm sick and tired
of this place and very eager to be with you and see your chaming face everyday of my life.
Sweatheart allways update me okay. Remain blessed with love,
Frank.
Dearest Franky,
Thank you sweety. I am trying hard to
work with Lawyer Dave and fulfill his instructions.
Just remember that everything I do, I do for you.
Every dance, every car wash. It's all for you baby honey cakes.
Love and Ludibry (meaning contempt; derision),
Marie
Attn Mrs Marie Osmond.
Dear Madam,
May I use this medium to notify you that your fees is USD 3,600.00,
(three thousand six hundred Dollars) as it is dificult for you to make the payment in Euros.
Make the payment and forward the information to me as instructed,
it is on the confirmation of the payment that your job will be done.
Barrister Kabudu.
(Lawyer Dave is already getting greedy)
Dear Mrs Marie,
There was a mistake in the bill being forwarded to you this
morning regarding to the amount. It was supposed to be USD 4,685 and
not USD 3,600.00, (Four thousand six hundred and eighty five)so make the payment as instructed to enable me commence on your
job.
Barrister David.
Dear Sweet Lawyer Dave,
I went to the Western Onion office
today. I'm glad that you e-mailed me because I was only going to send $3600. I don't understand this Euro
and Dollars exchange thingy very well. But I'll trust that you do understand this. So, I collected all the money
that I've saved from working at Lace Nightclub and at the Bikini Carwash and put it all together to send it to you.
Please, please, please use this to help my man Franky Kone. I thank you from the bottom of my bottom for all the
help that you are giving to us.
Here is the information that the dude at the Western Onion gave to me
to send to you. He said that you needed this information and personal identification papers to pick it up.
1.Recipient
- David Kabudu
2.Location - Abidjan,Cote D'Ivoire
2.From - Marie Osmond
3.Amount sent - $4,685.00
4.Money
Transfer control number - 9053087953
5.Test question - "What do you call a 350 pound stripper"
6. Answer - "Broke"
Anyway, thanks dude. I'll be waiting for confirmation that you picked this up and that you are helping
Franky.
All My Fimetic ("of or pertaining to dung") Love To You,
Marie
Honey,
May God bless you, I will be going to see the lawyer imlmediately
and supervice everything he's going to do.
I will get back to you okay,
Frank.
Honey,
I can't beleive what I heard from the lawyer.
He told me that he went for the money and it happend that you
did not send any money to him, that the information is fake.
Babe what does that supposed to mean, do you mean you have been
joking with me all this while?.
Thank you very much and good bye, but you will never see such
opportunity again, I tell this.
Frank.
Dear Franky,
I have never joked with you about my
love for you. Love is no joke. There must be some mistake with your lawyer Dave. Are you sure
that he didn't just take the money for himself and lie to you? I can check back with the Western Onion people
to see if he picked the money up. There is something that I don't trust about him. He was very rude to me.
Please, please, please honey stay with me. We have so much to do together.
Your
one and only great love of all time,
Marie
Honey,
Do you know the lawyer you are talking about?, he told me that
he has no time to write you again that you insulted his personality and you are there telling me that he collected the money.
What you have to do is to go and cross check the information,correct
it and send it to me so that I will go and give it to the lawyer to get the money, I know the way to appraoch him.
Waiting for it,
Frank.
Franky,
I am very embarassed. I went down to the Western
Onion people today and found out that the money transfer did not go through to Lawyer Dave. When I compared the money
transfer number with the one that I sent to you, I found out that I wrote down the number wrong. I mixed up the last
two numbers. I apologize for any problems that I caused for you and for Lawyer Dave. Please send my apologies
to the good lawyer Dave and I am so sorry that I doubted him.
So, for real and I checked it twice, the number
is Money Transfer control number - 9053087935. All of the rest of the information is the same including the test question.
I
love you so much honey. I'm sorry that I'm so stupid sometimes. Please forgive me.
Marie
Honey,
I got it, I will be going to hand it over to the lawyer immediately.
Thanks with Love.
Frank.
Honey,
A little "thank you!" would be nice.
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
You mean you are expecting thanks from me for sending
me a fake information or what are you talking about.
Have you not played with me enough?, please let me
be.
Frank.
Dear Honey Bunny,
No, I am not done playing with you.
What are you talking about you fool. I have tried twice now to give you money and you don't seem to be able to
do a simple thing like PICK IT UP! How much simplier can I make it. Do you want me to wrap the money up in an
package and deliver it to you in person? I'm afraid that you would even mess that up. I really hope
that you're not as clumbsy and stupid in bed as you are in business. I'm afraid that your old dead father would
be very ashamed to see what a fool that his son has become.
If I can't trust you with such a small little transaction
like this with thousands of dollars, how do you expect me to trust you with giving me millions of dollars? And
I really don't like your choice of business associates like lawyer Dave. He is very rude and unprofessional.
I think he is trying to steal from you.
Honey, if you really want my love, you need to get smarter and you need
to make some money of your own. I need a man with good genes who can pass this on to our babies so that they will be
smart and rich. If it is not you, I can find another man in Sierra Leone or in America who will do it to me.
I
have managed to do very well for myself with my dancing talents and my new car wash business. I am making a lot of money
because I am smart, sexy and responsible. Plus I have these big silicon gabonzas. Why are things so hard
for you?
I will not be trying any longer to send you money by Western Onion. You just can't handle it.
Plus you show me no respect as your future wife when you write such nasty e-mails to me. If I were there, I would slap
you upside the head and make your ears ring. You make me so mad Franky Kone.
Marie
Dear Marie,
You called me servral names and a fool because
I noticed that you are only joking with me?, is no big deal anyway.
(Franky's
violent side comes out) Thank your God that you are not here to slap me, I would have told you that no woman
have done it since I was born and any woman that try it, I will immediately disfigure her and face the consequence.
Please
keep your money with you and let me be as I said, I don't know how much you think you have and I careless to know. I have
started looking for a reliable person who will assist me on this okay.
How I whish you are real.
Thank
you you for all your effort.
Bye,
Frank.
Franky,
I'm not done with you yet. I'm so angry with
you for all the time that you've lied to me and played with me like a toy. I thought that we were in love and would
be married some day. Now I doubt that you even have any balls. If you do, they are probably the size of raisens.
You're not a man. You're a little baby boy. I wouldn't be surprised if you started crying when I called you a
fool. Poor sensitive little fool. Better go home to your sister and cry on her shoulder. Maybe
she will sleep you then. You can't even be a man and take a little criticism from a hot, full bodied American
woman with big gonzongas like me.
I'm going to find myself a real man in Africa. Someone with something
more than raisens between their legs. I recently received an e-mail from a nice young man named Harrison Kabbah
harri_99@jumpy.it in a place called Cote d'Ivore. He seems very
nice and polite and his picture is much more handsome than yours. I hate to tell you this, but he said that he would
kick your black butt if you ever were bad toward me. So don't try anything Franky.
And if
I ever see you again, I will slap your face and then I will disfigure your little raisens. You'll be sorry that
you ever met me little Franky Kone, orphan boy. No wonder your daddy and mommy left you. You are a whiny
little cry baby boy.
Love and Poop on You,
Marie
(Uncle Shaq comes into the picture as Marie's lawyer to try and
scare the bejesus out of these scammers before they run off)
Greetings Gentlemen,
I have been asked by my client Ms.
Marie Osmond to inquire about the business agreement in which you are all involved. Ms. Osmond informs me that
she has been working with you both in good faith to complete a transaction for which she would be compensated $15,000,000.00
USD. She has provided me with e-mail documents that give a written commitment and history of correspondence on
your part to engage in this transaction.
At this point, we need to know whether or not you intend to pay Ms.
Osmond as agreed. Ms. Osmond asserts that she has provided all information to you as requested. She indicates
that she has twice attempted a money exchange but that there were problems on your side that were not her fault.
By not completing your side of the business deal you have committed a breach of contract.
Please understand that
we are fully prepared to take this matter to international court if we are unable to settle it here in a gentlemanly fashion.
I have a great deal of respect for you gentlemen and the work that you do to help orphans and I would hate to see your good
reputations damaged.
Please reply not later by e-mail no later than close of business day on Friday
March 11, 2005.
Sincerely,
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
(One last warning to keep them scared and
on their toes and I suspect we won't hear from them again)
Mr. Frank Kone Jr.,
I am very dissappointed that you chose
not to respond to my e-mail. Unfortunately, you leave me no choice at ths point but to pursue you in International Court.
I already have Internet IP addresses for yourself and Mr. Kabudu which is a unique address that will tell us precisely who
you are and where you are located, whether or not you are using your own names or false names. Our investigators
have this information are continuing to provide us with even more information. I have already contacted the International
Court of Justice and they are fully prepared to hear our case and issue a judgement. In fact they tell us that
they are already very concerned about a group of individuals in your country who are apparently running some sort of scam
operation called a 419. If you are part of that ring of people, then they already are watching you and this information
will help them.
So, I am still willing to settle this matter out of court. My client, Ms. Osmond
has suffered horrible financial losses and emotional distress as a result of your actions on this matter. I am
willing to stop my actions with the international court if you are willing to 1) write a letter of confession and apology
to Ms. Osmond, and 2) agree to cease and desist from all future correspondence with my client on this matter thereafter.
I will expect a response no later than close of business day March
14, 2005. If you do not respond with and agreement to settle this matter, we will be pursuing this matter in International
court.
Sincerely,
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
Attn Mr. Barrister Shaquille,
I have no intrest on whatever you are doing with Marie, whenever
I am being paid I will commence on her job.
Barrister David.
Dear Barrister David Kabudu,
Thank you for your reply.
We have postponed our filing for a lawsuit in international court in order to give you time and an opportunity to correct
this matter. I have spoken with my client, Marie Osmond, and she is willing to settle this matter with a simple e-mail
apology from Mr. Frank Kone Jr. and yourself. Please cc me on any such e-mail for my records. By issuing
an e-mail apology you and your client will have successfully resolved this matter and will have avoided the involvement of
the international legal system and criminal courts.
Please let me know if I can assist further in this matter.
Sincerely,
Barrister
Shaquille O'Neil
Franky,
My uncle Shaq says that you should apologize to me.
He is a lawyer and he says that if you don't apologize, that he will hunt you down like a dog and throw you in jail.
So, I'm waiting for you.
Love and Kisses That You'll Never Get,
Marie
Mr. Kone and Mr.Kabudu,
Greetings my friends. I am writing
to express my disappointment that you have chosen not to settle this matter in a gentlemanly fashion out of court.
I have asked you to provide an e-mail apology to Ms. Osmond and I have given you enough time to do so. You obviously
do not feel that you owe her an apology, which I respectfully disagree with.
Unfortunately, you leave
me no choice but to pursue this matter in the International Courts. We have kept careful records of your e-mails, your
e-mail servers, and your computer IP addresses, your phone and fax numbers to document this horrible series of dramatic misconceptions
and misappropriations. I must say to you that if the glove does not fit, you must acquit. I am a very wealthy
attorney and I will spare no expense in pursuing legal remedies to make sure that my baby girl niece, Ms. Marie Osmond's good
name is redeemed.
You will be hearing from law enforcement personnel in your city in the very
near future.
I sorry that we could not work this out like gentlemen.
Sincerely,
Barrister Shaquille
O'Neil
GO TO HELL
(By mistake, I thought the previous e-mail was from lawyer Dave
so I addressed this to him. Oh well, it still got Franky's attention)
Alright Kabudo, do you want to get personal? You don't know
who you are dealing with. You have no idea of the power I have and the contacts I have across the world.
First you defame the name of my niece and now you insult me. I have tried to be a gentleman and follow the standards for conduct
established by the international association of lawyers, but now you've gone to far. Now I plan to fly over there and
personally kick your butt. That's my plan. I'm going to press both civil and criminal charges against you
and have you put in handcuffs and locked up in jail. I'll bribe the judge and the police to keep you in jail without
a trial. Then I'm going to go after your family. Maybe I'll bring your wife and daughters back to the U.S. with
my as witnesses to your crimes. I have many connections in your country and mine and can buy favors at any time and
they will do what I want. I've done it before.
Poor mister Kabudo, you have made a mistake my insulting
me as a fellow attorney. You will live to regret your statements I am giving you 24 hours to provide e-mail
apologies to myself and my niece. If I don't receive this, then your life as you know it is going to be turned
upside down.
Your Worst Nightmare,
Shaquille O'Neil
CALL ME FRANK AND NOT KABUDU. I SAID GO TO HELL.
I'll call you Kabudo or Shirley or anything I want, you little
punk. Are you sure that you've talked with your lawyer about this? Because by not apologizing to Marie and
me, you are making the biggest mistake of your life. I am already in contact with law enforcement officials there and
I am booking a flight to come over there and personally KICK YOUR BIG FAT ASS unless you get the good sense to apologize to
us within the next 24 hours.
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
BIST GO TO HELL
Frank,
Please explain "Bist go to hell". I do not understand
this saying.
Barrister Shaquille O'Neil
Franky,
I have been thinking about all that has happened and
all the good times that we had together before all of this happened. I still love you and I still want you to marry
me and make an honest and decent woman out of me. You Franky, are the only man that I want to be with.
I
called Uncle Shaq and told him to not to have the police throw you in jail. He was going to do that you know.
But I stopped him.
I am willing to forgive and forget if you are honey. I just want everything to
be right and back to good times like they used to be.
Love,
Marie Osmond (your future wife)
Little Chapp,
What is it again, I don't any more insult from
you please.
Eat your money and live your life the you way you want, and allow your brother or whatever you call
him to bring his police to me, I don't want to talk to him untill when I see him here, I will tell him that he never go back
to america again.
Tell him to go to HELL that I am still waiting for him and his useless rigth.
And
you, Marie, stop eating what you have already vomitted, are you a dog?. After everything you said to me you are now telling
me that you love me, do you know waht love means?.
I can block your email address (no....please don't block my e-mail!) and your message and Shaq or fish own will never get into my email
address, you better be carefull and let me be.
Frank.
Dear Franky,
Please forgive me. I understand why you
are angry and you have every right to be angry with me. But I do still love you and I cannot change that. I will
do anything to make it up to you. Please, please, please. I am on my knees begging like a dog.
Franky, I only say this because I love you. Not because I don't think that you are strong and capable
of defending yourself. Please do not make my Uncle Shaq angry. He is a very rich lawyer who has friends all over
the world. I have heard many stories about what he has done to people he didn't like. There was a lady in France
who refused to pay his bill and so he had some guys take her out on a fishing trip. What she didn't know was that she
was the fish bait. So, please be careful with Uncle Shaq. Don't insult him or make him angry.
Franky,
I understand if you don't want to hear from me again. But please consider giving me one more chance to prove my love
to you. I will not disappoint you.
Love,
Marie Osmond
You bastard, I want to see your urgly and your useless police
here, and I promise you that you leave to regrate why you took the step.
Try me and see.
IDIOT.
(at least he signed his name properly)
Dear Mr. Kone,
I have given you every reasonable chance to
be a decent God abiding citizen and redeem the sullied reputation of my dear neice, Ms. Marie Osmond. Now I see that
you are anything but a gentleman and are totally incapble of doing what is right. That is really too bad. You
seemed like such a promising young man and Marie even entertained thoughts of marrying you.
Say your prayers
because now you have sealed your fate young man. You are fairly warned.
Goodbye,
Shaquille O'Neil
I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU AND YOUR TUGS (I'm
a gonna send my tugs dammit) TO COME AND LOOSE (I may be loose but I'm not without scruples)
YOUR LIFE HERE.
Kone,
My Tugs will hit you when you least expect it.
Watch your back man.
Shaq
Marie,
I don't know what you take me for, your uncle can not
do anything, he said he's coming down here with his tugs, I am still waiting for them.
Both of you are
insulting me because I requested for your assistance, I can buy you and your stinking uncle, I do not care whatever he think
his is, let him come and I will make sure I send him to his grave, I swear, you will never live to see the IDIOT again.
If
you dont take time, I will get your email address blocked. (wow, that would really hurt Marie were it
counts)
You BICTH. (I wonder if he has a Sthpeech impecthement)
(He responds to Shaq in pidgin English sounding tryin to
sound tough)
NOTHING DEY HAPPEN OKAY.
Dearest Franky,
Please be careful. I tried to tell Uncle
Shaq not to send the tugs after you but I couldn't stop him. He said, "I'm a gonna send the tugs." He has
sent his tugs to Abidjan after you with a bunch of money to hire local tugs and to bribe police and judges. I know this
because he has told me.
Franky, the only way I know to stop Shaq is to kill him. He is so rich and
powerful that people just do whatever he tells them. He is part of a criminal organization called the NBA. Maybe
you've heard of them. They are feared in this country. I still love you and don't want to lose you.
I am willing to put my life on the line to save you. We have to stop him. Because I am family, I am
one of the few people that have close access to him. He won't listen to my words, but I could stop him by killing him.
I could do it if I wanted. This is the only way I can think of, unless you know a better way. You're so
smart.
Here's my plan. I'll pour Uncle Shaq his booze and slip a drug into the drink that will make
him very sleepy. Then he starts do doze off and when he's asleep I"ll cover his mouth with a pillow so that he
can't breath. So he will die and it will look like natural death, like a heart attack. No gun shots or knife wounds.
I'll put on gloves so that there are no fingerprints. I'll even call the police to tell them that I found him this way.
When people find out then there will be news around the country. Then the tugs will hear and know that they won't get
paid and they'll stop coming after you.
Franky, I only do this to prove my love to you. If you don't
want me to do it, just say so.
Love and Espionage,
Marie
(Someone please decipher this message!)
Marie Listen,
If you like kill
that shaq or you live that crab alive? I have nothing to loose okay.
Dont just try to stop him from whatever
he wants to do, I am ready for him even if he own's the whole money on this earth and he is in control of the whole tugs and
police on this earth too, I DONT CARE BOTH OF YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL. HOW I WISH YOU COULD COME WITH HIM YOU SHAMELESS FOOL.
AFTER ALL YOU TOLD ME YOU HAVE YOUR URGLY AND OLD HANDS TO WRITE ME THAT YOU STILL LOVE ME.
You dare not talk
to me about love again untill you pay the money you are supposed to pay to Barrister David for the transfer, I have presented
another person to the bank and the banker refused, telling me that you have to write a letter of Athorization stating that
you are no longer intrested on the business before I can have your name changed, BUT THERE MUST BE A WAY AS FAR AS I AM CONCERN.
SO
SAY SOMTHING REASONABLE OR YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT IT.
I AM STILL FRANK THE SON OF THE SOIL AND OUR REPUTATION IS
STILL ALIVE.
AS FAR AS AFRICA IS CONCERN THAT FISH IS A LOST ONE HERE AND YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE
BEEN TELLING YOU UNTILL THE D DAY.
Franky,
Ding Dong the Wicked Shaq is Dead! For
you, I killed him while he was sleeping. I slipped him the sleeping drug in his drink and then smothered him with a
pillow. He looks like he just died in his sleep. I took this picture to show you. No one will ever
know we were involved. Shaq's gone! You don't have to be looking over your shoulder for tugs now. He can't
hurt us. I can do anything that I want now! We can get married!
I Love you Franky!
Marie
|
| Some Guy Posing As Dead Shaq |
(I gotta give him some credit, he's on to me!)
Marie,
You did not kill shaq for me okay, even if he's alive
he can not stop me from doing whatever I want to rigth, and did you see why you are a liar, you told me that Shaq the basket
ball player is the one you are talking about, and you know how he look's as a world star, that old man who's sleeping on his
chair, does he looks like the main guy Shaq, you stinking liar.
Is been long I noticed you as a joker okay, did
you see how both of you are fooling your's self?.
Stay away my friend.
Franky,
Okay, you are right. I did lie. I didn't
really kill Shaq. I'm not brave enough. The guy I killed was my next door neighbor. He's just
an old guy who really doesn't do much but drink and lay on the couch. So, I killed him so that I could show you the
picture. I wanted you to love me. I wanted you to believe in me. I wanted you to not be afraid of
Shaq anymore. I wanted us to be together. Please forgive me for just wanting Shaq to go away.
I
am going to kill the real Shaq now.
Love,
Marie
Marie,
If you like, kill the whole people in your country,
that's your business, I have nothing to loose.
What matters is the money The Barrister aksed you to pay for document
before the transfer of the money, once you have this done, I can now listen to whatever you are saying okay.
Because
love can not be complete without money.
Bye,
Franky,
You don't understand. I must kill him.
For both of us. Shaq controls everything that I do. He won't let me spend money or date boys without his
approval. Since my parents are dead, he acts as both my father and my mother. If he even knew that I was still
talking to you he would be mad. Besides, he still controls my inheritence and he gives me a check from it every month.
If he dies, then my brother Donny and I get all the money. So, it would be really sad if Shaq dies, but I think
he's going to have to. Besides, he doesn't like you and he won't let me send you any money if I wanted. He would
never allow me to marry you.
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
You are just telling stories.
Is it
now that your shaq is having the key to your life?.It's either you pay the money or you forget it and keep on telling your
stories untill when you get tied.
Continue looking for love
Bye,
Frank.
Franky,
What is it that you want? I'm trying to kill
Shaq but I just haven't found the right opportunity. Has he sent his tugs after you yet? I'm trying to stop him
before he does anything. But if you don't want me to, then just say so. I'll stop my killing spree
right now and just settle down and let him continue to control our lives. If it wasn't for you and your damned business
deal, he wouldn't have known anything about us and he wouldn't be doing all these things.
So
what is it that you say you want, just money? I think I understand by the tone of your words. My love isn't
good enough for you. You just want money. Is that right? Well if you want money honey, I'll
send ya some money. I've got a lot of dollar bills that I pull off the dance floor every night and I put them on my
G string while I dance. They are kind of sweaty, but they all spend the same. I'll package them up and send them
too you, every single one dollar bill that I earn this week. Will that make you happy?
Your Former
Ex-Lover,
Marie
Marie,
Did you see how stupid you are by calling my business
a damned one.
Forget about killing him, I have tod you that he can't do anything to me settle down and allow
him to be control your life since you are a kid, I have my money and I konw that one day I will get the write person that
will be able to finance it to the end okay.
Don't call me Ex-Lover, you are still precious to me but you don't,
but the issue is that you are not your self, becuaes you are joking with my future tell how I can be happy with you,
get this point.
You think I am beging you money to eat, NO BABE, you know's everything about it, the should to
the layer to get the document and have the money transferrd to your account understand, so if you are willing to pay him the
money do it, and let them transfer the money to your account, while you see me in your country, then we can do whatever you
want.
Without this business being concluded, everything you are saying is Bullshit, period, I am not beging you,
because what must be must be.
Thanks,
Frank.
Franky,
Happy Easter Honey. You called me stupid.
Well, you are not the first. I've been told that most of my life. Uncle Shaq says that because I am stupid he
has to approve of all my boyfriends and all my spending money. He doesn't approve of you.
You
say that I shouldn't kill him, but unless I do I will never be able to spend money on the lawyers and I will never be able
to marry you. It is too hard to try and hide any of this from Shaq. He has his tugs that follow me
too. They beat up a man who was going out on a date with me just because Shaq told them to. He was a paying customer
too. Shaq has my bank account information and knows how much I make and what I spend my money on. I'm really feeling
like I will never have a life of my own unless Uncle Shaq is gone. Do you understand how I feel my love?
Franky,
I know that you have doubts about me. I know that you just think that I am a stupid joker stripper woman.
But I am not. I am much more than that. I may have hot body but there is a beautiful brain inside just dying to
get out. I want to start a new life with you Franky. I want to have millions of dollars of my own
that I can spend when I want and on what I want.
Franky, help me. I may not be the smartest stripper
on the planet but if I have a smart man by my side, what does it matter? I want you to tell me exactly what I
need to do, when I need to do it and how I need to do it! It will all be better that way.
Love,
Marie
(Franky strikes an apologetic tone)
I am so sorry for calling you a stupid babe, please forgive me.
How I wish you are the real person in the pictures you sent to
me. How I wish you are out for the business. I really
loved the girl I saw in the single picture you sent to me and ready to do anything for her, how I whish it's you, you don't
know how I feel about that girl.
If you are the real person, do whatever it takes to get that money
and pay it to the lawyer to get those document for the money to be transferrd to your account okay.
Even it take killing Shaq do it and pay the money,if you are the
one in that picture, babe you are more than what mouth can eat, so you can live on your decission, but if you feel you are
still a kid, it's left for you.
So pay that money, I will be for you always to show you that I
really love you, that's all.
Nobody can get hold of my blessing, if I find it out, I will do
anything possible to eliminate the idiot, so be your self okay.
Bless you,
Frank.
KONE,
YOU ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD NOW. SAY YOUR PRAYERS.
SHAQ
SHAQUILLE,
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. JUST TRY
ME AND SEE YOU LIVING GHOST.
FRANK.
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| Marie Sends Her Luv |
Franky,
I tried to send this earlier but I was having problems
with my e-mail. Thank you for your kind words. I feel so much better now. I love a man who can take charge
but still be loving and sensitive to his woman.
I am sending you a new picture so that you can think of me and
the day when we can be together.
You have convinced me that the only way that I am going to get out of here is
to kill Uncle Shaq. He has been very mean to me lately, asking me if I am still e-mailing you or not. Says
he is going to kill you somehow, but he won't tell me how. I think I know what he will try to do to you. Be very
careful if a woman offers you a lap dance.
I am convinced that I need to snuff Shaq out. I don't have any
tugs to do my work but I do have some girls at the Lace nightclub who might help me. So, I'm thinking of the old sleeping
pill in the drink trick and then either smother him with a pillow or put him in his car and push the car off a cliff.
You must have some experience in this sort of thing honey, what do you recommend for me? I need some help figuring this
thing out so that I don't screw it up.
If Shaq dies, then my brother Donny and I will get the inheritance
that our parents left us. Otherwise, we have to wait until we are 40 years old. So, that's another really
good reason to kill the evil Shaq Fu.
I love you honey. Thank you again for your kind and
loving words. It just made my whole day. I hope you like my picture and please write me back soon with some ideas
on Uncle Shaq.
Love,
Marie
Dear Marie,
Thanks for your mail.
Want to tell you once again that shaq will never in his life hurt
me nomatter his personality, it does not matter to me, just take good care of your self, I am always alrigth ok.
Back to business, I have told you to get the money and send it
to the lawyer and stop telling me about shaq, you have friends that can borrow you the money, go to them and raise it, shaq
should not be the reason why the business should not be done, that's no reason.
You love me, you want to mary, do what I told you to do unless
you are marying me on the internet, and if it continues, I will do what I have to do to avoid your message from coming into
my email address, so make haste to do what I told you, if I have sucm amount of můoney with me I would have done it my self.
I need more of your sexy pic's okay, sorry to inform you that
I delated the previous one from my address.
Bye for now,
Frank.
Franky,
Hello dearest. I hope that you are well.
Thank you for loving me and being patient with my complicated life.
I have a plan to take care of
my Uncle Shaquille. I have asked him to have dinner at a restaurant on Saturday. He likes to drink alcohol, usually
orders Margarettas. I have some sleeping pills that the doctor gave me. I'll grind them up and put about
four of them in his drink when he goes to the bathroom. When he drinks the spiked drink, he'll get silly like a goofy
little boy. So, I'll suggest that I drive the car home. It will be dark then. I'll take him up in
the mountain roads outside of Ogden. I'll find a corner with with a cliff. I'll put Shaq in the driver's seat.
I'll put the car in gear and jam Shaq's foot on the accelerator and he'll go flying over the cliff. I'll walk a ways
down the road then hitchhike home, pretending nothing happened. I usually get rides pretty quickly.
Then I'll probably hear about it on the news the next day. I'll act shocked and surprised. When
he's finally six feet under the ground, then I'll have my life back. He won't be able to control me anymore.
My brother Donny and I will finally get our inheritence money since Uncle Shaq was the trustee and waiting until we were older.
That's my plan honey. What do you think. Do you think it will work? We have to get this
guy out of our lives so that we can be together.
Love,
Marie Osmond
So, it is done. We went to dinner. I got him
drunk and slipped the pills in his drink. We got in the car. He passed out. I drove up in the
mountains. I found a corner without a guardrail. I shoved him over in the drivers side. I put the
car in drive and let it roll over the hill. It tumbled down into the trees and brush. I was wearing
a nice dress and pretty soon a nice man came by and gave me a ride home. I made it worth his while. His name is
Frank too, just like you. He seems pretty nice and we're going to have dinner next weekend.
I
have my life back now. I don't have to have everything controlled by Uncle Shaq. He can't keep me away from
you anymore. And, I'll finally get my inheritance money after waiting all these years.
I Luv
You Franky,
Marie
Dear Marie,
When are sending the money to the lawyer?.
Frank.
Franky,
Honey, I thought you would be happy for me. Why
are you so rude all of a sudden? Do you understand what I've been through? I will get the money for your lawyer.
Everything will be so much easier now that Shaq Fu is out of our lives. Do you understand that I just killed someone
and I did it so that we could be together? A little "thank you","congratulations" or even a pat on the butt would
be very nice.
Love,
Marie
Franky,
I forgot to mention one other thing. I saved
your life by killing Shaq. He told me at dinner that he had hired four tugs including some policeman who were going
to kill you. He said one of the guys name was Bugsy. So, please don't be angry at me for killing Shaq Fu.
You should thank me and offer to marry me.
Love,
Marie
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| Angelina Jolie |
(Marie gets drunk and e-mails Franky)
FraANKY,
I am wanting to hear from yoo . you haven't
e-mail nme. I gotta here form ya soon man. I hop to Cod that Shaq's tugs didn't get ya before I got him.
What's going on man?
I'm sitting hear geting drunk and waitingg fro you email. I took som pics that I'm
sending ot you and tired to llook sexxy. I hope you like em.
Your sexy mormon mamma,
Marie//
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| Waiting For Franky |
(He's obviously a pushover from drunken babes)
Dear Marie,
Sorry for the late reply babe, I am sick and had to go for medical
check up.You have done what you are suposed to do, that's to show that you really love me, well done honey.
You are sweat my babe, I agree and accept to be your life time
patner.
But the major thing is the money, try and send it to the lawyer
as you promised so that we will be together for me to enjoy your slim fit body and give you the best of whatever you think
of.
You made me go crazy in the pics you sent to me, but make sure
you do not turn your self to a drunkerd rigth (why not...it just seems to fit
me).
Thanks again babe and waiting for your positive response,
Frank.
Franky ,
Damnit!!! He survived. The big dumb
oaf walked away from the car crash. So, he's alive. I didn't think that there was any way that a person could
have survived in a car going over a cliff.
He called me yesterday and asked me what happened.
He says that he doesn't remember anything. I told him that he got drunk at the restaurant, dropped me off at home
and then drove off on his own. So, I hope he thinks he was just drunk and drove off the road. I guess
he woke up and just had a few cuts and bumps and bruises but no broken bones. He crawled up the hill and met somebody
who drove him back to town. He hasn't called the police. I just hope that no one suspects me . I could
be in a lot of trouble Franky. I'm scared. If he finds out that I did it, then he could have me put in jail
for attempted murder. What should I do honey? I need your advice.
I'm so in Luv with
U Honey. You are sweat too. I'll get you the money. I have some money saved from my work at the Lace Nightclub
and the Bikini Carwash. We have to act quickly, while Shaq is thinking about other things. How do I do this to
get the money to you? I don't have the old e-mails that your lawyer sent me. Tell me exactly what to do and I'll
do it because I have agreed to be your partner for life.
Your Little Jailbait Honey,
Marie
Dear Marie,
So suprised tro hear this.
But don't think over it much, just be your self rigth.
Actualy I don't have any of the lawyer's message too even the
previos picture's you sent to me which is the reson why I requested for more.
But by tomorrow I will go and get the information from the lawyer
and send it to you okay, and you have to act very fast before he could find what happend be cause nothing is hidden under
the earth.
Once you confirm the money in your account, just give me a call
and send some money to me so that I will come over there for us to change destination immediately, don't be afraid ok.
See you tomorrow my heart, and I will so much appreciate if
you can call me so that I will hear your golden voice, or you give me the number to call you.
Your's Frank Forever
Kone,
You dirty rotten double crossing dog. I know
that you set up Marie to try and kill me. But you underestimate me my friend. I'm alive! No
one tries to take down the great Shaq Fu and lives to tell about it.
You're just lucky that I didn't
kill you first. My tugs just missed you but I have them back on the job. They'll find you sooner or later you
fool and then they will torture you with noogies and wet willies before they slowly kill you to death. I have my tugs
looking through Adjamé, Treichville and Marcory looking for a dog like you.
Don't try anything like that on me
again. Because of what you've done, I'm going to make Marie's life very miserable. I have much more control
over her than you do. She will do anything that I say. I control her money. I control her job
because I own the Lace Nightclub and the Bikini Carwash. I control her house. I control her boyfriends.
I even control her dog. I will make her go to bed by 10 p.m. every night, no liquor or cigarettes and no
dating on the weekends. I will not allow her to leave the house except to buy groceries at the market. I will
not allow her to e-mail you, only her brother Donny.
Go to heck you stupid chicken faced goofball!
BARRISTER
SHAQUILLE O'NEIL
Franky,
Honey, I am scared. Uncle Shaq is acting very
strange toward me. He is acting like he is the boss of me again. But he hasn't said that he suspects me
of what happened.. I'm afraid that he will call the police and they will ask me questions about the car crash.
I
still have some money, about $3000 that he doesn't know about. I also has some liquor and cigarettes hidden. I
will send it to you.
Please tell me what to do. I am waiting to hear from you. I'm going to go hide
in my bedroom and get drunk until I hear from you.
Love and Intoxication,
Marie
Hi Honey,
Nothing is going to happen, just be your self and
take hearth ok.
He even wrote to me telling me how he is going to send his tug"s to me, but I there are all joke's.
The
lawyer that the money is 6,485$usd so get it and send it to him so that we can get our life the way it should be, you can
send to him the one have already and then try to get the resst.
Reciever, David Kabudu
Address, abidjan cote
d' ivoire
By western union money transfer according to him.
Thanks,
Frank.
Honey,
Okay. I'm still nervous. I think that he
suspects me. He keeps asking me questions about what happened that night. I don't want to go to jail.
What if the police call and want to know where I was that night. I'm not a very good liar.
Do
I understand that you want me to send $6485? I don't have that much money honey. It may take me months to come
up with the rest. I only have about $3,000 and some of the bills are kind of sticky because I get them for tips at the
Lace nightclub. But I'll send your lawyer what I have. Give me a few days honey. Then
we can start making plans to meet and love each other in a proper way.
Love,
Marie Osmond
Babe,
Incase the police asked you, tell the you know's nothing about
the incident and stick to it ok, it's you who want's to be introuble had it been that you done what I told you to do by we
whould have known where we are. (someone please interpret this!)
All the same, send the one you have to the lawyer and let his
start with it first to make it faster, Iam realy sorro for you are passing through over there honey, but it will soon be over
depends on when you want it.
Thanks my love,
Frank.
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| Property of Franky |
Honey FRanky,
I'm sorry if I"{m a little durnk lately.
I jist cant stand uncle Shaq bugging me al da time. I'm sendin ya all the monies I got. Don't spend it all in
one place man!
1.Recipient - David Kabudu
2.Location - Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire
2.From - Marie
Osmond
3.Amount sent - $3,000.00
4.Western Onion control number 4470811345
5.Test question - "What happens
when a lawyer takes Viagra"
6. Answer - "They get taller"
I'm senddin a little surprise that i got for ya
today. I got myself drunk and went to the tatoo parlor to get myself a new tatool. This one is specshell to me......to
us.
Love Ya Honey,
Marie
Kone,
Greetings. If you are such a smart, brave
man, would you agree to meet one of my associates? Maybe we could talk business? If so, meet him at
L'Horizon Cafe at Av.Nogučs - Plate at high noon on Monday. My associate will be a tall muscular black man and will
be wearing a black suit and a black hat and he'll wait in the entrance for you. Introduce yourself as Frank Kone
and use the password, "Miami Heat". He is not a tug and I've instructed him to be professional with you and to not hurt
you unless you insult me or my niece. You seem like a smart businessman and so I would like to extend this opportunity
to you to talk business. Maybe there is something we could do together there in Abidan? Maybe you need a
job and I could hire you to take care of some of my business there. Please confirm.
Sincerely,
Barrister
Shaquille O'Neil
Franky,
Hi Honey. I really have a bad hangover after
drinking for a couple of days but I finally slowed down. And my butt is sore and I notice this big tatoo with your name
on it. I like it!
I tried to send the money to you while I was drunk but I don't really remember
if I told you. Did you get anything?
I'm going to try and quit drinking and smoking for you
now. I realize that I need to get away from Uncle Shaq and start a life on my own. I was thinking maybe
you and I could live together. Is that possible for you?
Love and Sobriety,
Marie
Kone,
I should have known that you would not be man enough
to meet with my associate today. That's okay. If you won't come to us, we'll come to you.
Shaq
Franky,
Are you there? I hope that you aren't sick or
something. Did you get the money?
Honey, there is something I need to tell you. I'm not going
to be able to talk with you for a little while. I was arrested for drunk a week ago. Tomorrow I go to court.
Uncle Shaq refuses to be my lawyer because this is the fourth time that I've had this charge. The other ones were all
bogus. But if I'm guilty on this one, I will have to go to jail for 30 days automatically. No ifs ands or butts.
So, I am planning on not coming back from the court hearing and just cooling my heels in the clink for a good while.
I'll miss you and I'll think of you. Please look at my pictures and think of me. But please don't worry about
me. I can hold my own with the girls in there. Maybe even make a few new girlfriends. I'll just miss
our little love chats and our discussions of marriage and children together.
So, that's it for me
for a little while honey. Wish me luck in court tomorrow. Maybe if I flirt with the judge, he'll reduce
my sentence.
Love and Breathalizers ;<
Marie
Dear Marie,
You are fooling your self ok.
Franky,
Why are you so mean to me? What have I
done to deserve this? I'm going to jail this morning and I don't need you to be mean to me, I need you to be nice
to me. If you can't be a nice gentleman to me, you can just forget this whole thing!
Love,
Marie
Marie,
Thanks a lot and God will be with you in your fake jail.
Bye.
Honey,
I am out of jail now. I created an early release program
for myself. I hope that you've been okay without me. I missed you. I hope that you didn't forget about
me.
So, you seemed pretty mad in your last e-mail. Please don't be mad at me for getting arrested.
I can't help it. Sometimes people make mistakes. So, I made a mistake. Next time I will
take the backroads instead of the highway so that they won't catch me.
I love you Franky Kone.
I have the tatoo to prove it. What are we going to do now? Did you get my money? What
is the next thing that we do honey, so that we can get our lives together!
Love and Freedom from Incarceration,
Marie
PART 3 of FRANKY THE ORPHAN (The Final Chapter)
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